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每日一笑(8.13) It depends

 FATFISH 2008-08-13




               It depends






One day a doctor went to a store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the shoes counter, he asked the salesgirl: " How long will this pair of shoes last?"

"It depends. If you don t use it, the shoes will never wear out."

Several days later the salesgirl fell ill and went to a hospital. And the happened to be the customer she served. After the girl got the prescription from the doctor, she asked: "How soon will I get better with the medicine?"

"It depends. " The doctor answered, "If you don t use it, you will never get better.








 

          看情况而定



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 一天,一位医生到鞋店买了双鞋。他在离开柜台之前,问售货员:“这双鞋能穿多长时间?“

  “看情况而定。如果您不穿它,那它们永远也不会坏。”

  几天后,这位售货员病了,去医院看病。这位医生碰巧是那位顾客。

  当售货员拿了处方后,问道:“吃了这药,我的病多长时间才能好呀?”

  “看情况而定。”医生说,“如果你不吃药,你的病永远也好不了。”







                                                               
最后由 绚烂似樱花 于 2008-08-12 17:36:13编辑

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