广东人之搞笑姓氏联婚
无奈式 ~~~~~~~卫何联婚 紧急式 ~~~~~~~马尚联婚 开餐式 ~~~~~~~庄范联婚 午餐式 ~~~~~~ 伍范联婚 喜庆式 ~~~~~ 罗古联婚 高贵式~~~~~~黄金联婚、金钱联婚、傅贵联婚 外国式 ~~~~~~~ 欧周联婚 or 韩郭联婚 大开杀戒式~~~~汤朱联婚 邪门式 ~~~~~~宋钟联婚 动物式 ~~~~~~章余联婚、牛马联婚、朱杨联婚 贱人式 ~~~~~~ 毛梁联婚 偷懒式 ~~~~~~ 佘王联婚 连续式 ~~~~~~ 毕段联婚 恐怖式 ~~~~~~ 姜施联婚 最不专业的~~~~~~ 叶余联婚 最不敢恭维的~~~~~~史廖联婚、赖史联婚、赖廖联婚
广东土著高级英语
1. So many people die never see you die. - 甘多人死,唔见你死。 - 2 .You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? - 你教我以后点出嚟行? - 3. If you have enough ginger put your horse to me. - 如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 - 4 ."I saw a pork chop" - 我见到件猪扒啊。 - 5 .Are you road? - 你系咪路啊? - 6 .What the water are you? - 你系乜水啊? - 7 .Do you big me? - 你大我啊? - 8 .Zebra chops people. - 班马劈友。 - 9 .The king of the cutting girl. - 界女王。 - 10 .Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. - 批我个头俾你当凳坐。 -
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