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PPT不象胸罩的32个理由(中英)

2010-03-26  非常主体
   1. I wear a bra every day, but could do without daily PowerPoint.
      我每天都穿胸罩,但不是每天都做PPT

   2. Personally, I think most other women would benefit more from a bra than PowerPoint too.
      我认为大多数女人从胸罩获益比PPT更多

   3. You can’t buy a PowerPoint slide deck off the shelf.
      你不能买到现成的PPT

   4. There’s no such thing as a Push-up PowerPoint deck.
      没有垫/挤起来的PPT
 
   5. There’s no such thing as a Miracle PowerPoint deck, not even from Nancy Duarte or Garr Reynolds.
      没有惊人(大) 的PPT,即使 Nancy Duarte 或者 Garr Reynolds--胸罩有C罩杯或者更大的

   6. You can’t improve a bra, but you can improve a slide deck.
      你不能改善胸罩,但可以改善PPT  

   7. You can’t give away your slide deck to someone who would fit it better.
      你不能把你的PPT送给更适合的人

   8. Bras don’t have annoying transition effects like “window blinds“, “newsflash”, and “fade out”.
      胸罩没有烦人的转场效果,如百叶窗、淡出等--一般都直接去除!

   9. Bras don’t have annoying sound effects.
      胸罩没有烦人的声效--其实我们希望有,在电梯里碰一下就有意思了

  10. It’s never a surprise when someone pulls out a PowerPoint slide deck in a business meeting.
      如果人们在商务会议上拿出一个PPT,这毫不奇怪。--拿出一个胸罩就有意思了

  11. People will fall asleep in front of a PowerPoint slide deck.
      人们会在PPT面前昏昏入睡--但在胸罩面前不会这样,绝!

  12. No one anticipates the Victoria’s Secret PowerPoint catalog.
      没人能预测PPT的目录--但会知道胸罩里面的内容

  13. A bra works perfectly even if there’s no projector, screen, or laptop in the room.
      即使没有投影仪,胸罩也很好用--而投影仪坏了,会议就没法进行!

  14. Nobody ever asks for a copy of my bra after a meeting.
      从来没有人会在会议后找我要一份胸罩的拷贝--但总是有人要拷PPT,绝!

  15. A PowerPoint slide deck is completely useless when exercising, while a bra is only somewhat useless.
      锻炼的时候PPT完全没有用,胸罩也许还有些

  16. You can’t craft a bra to suit your purpose.
      你不能编制一个胸罩来迎合你的目的--而我们经常用PPT这么做

  17. Bras might be persuasive or motivational, but are rarely educational.
      胸罩可能是充满诱惑的,或者充满激情的,但很少是说教的--PPT则相反

  18. The Rule of Thirds says a slide contains four “power points”;  human anatomy says a bra contains two “power points”.
      三点法则说一个PPT包含4个“重点”,人体解剖学说一个胸罩包含两个“重点”--绝!

  19. Death by PowerPoint is an overused cliche.Death by Bra is not (yet).
      PPT之死已是陈词滥调,胸罩之死还没有

  20. 40 point bold text on a slide deck is acceptable.On bras? Not so much.
      40磅的字在PPT上可以接受,在胸罩上呢?没有这么大的--绝!

  21. Only one Nobel Peace Prize winner uses PowerPoint, but nine wear bras. (An inconvenient truth or fiction?)Nine women have won the Nobel Peace Prize
     只有一个诺贝尔和平奖得主使用PPT,但有9个穿胸罩。(指奥巴马用PPT,其他9个得主是女的)

  22. You can’t use the same slide deck all day long, day after day.
      你不能一直使用同样的PPT,日复一日--胸罩则可以

  23. Slide decks don’t transition well from day to evening.
      PPT不能很好地从白天转场到晚上

  24. Teenagers know how to use bras, but adults still have trouble with PowerPoint.
      小孩都知道如何使用胸罩,但有些成人还不会使用PPT--绝

  25. Your mom will usually buy your first bra for you.
      你妈妈通常会帮你买第一个胸罩

  26. With bras, only teen-aged girls pad them with useless fluff.
      只有十几岁的女孩才往胸罩里垫毛线--但人们都会往PPT里塞很多东西,绝

  27. It’s socially acceptable for men to use a slide deck, as long as it’s a good one.
      社会可以接受一个男人使用PPT--但不接受他们使用胸罩

  28. PowerPoint slides look best when projected on a flat surface.
      PPT投在“平面”上才最好--胸罩则相反,越不平越好,绝!

  29. Guy Kawasaki has no 10-20-30 rule for bras.
      Guy Kawasaki没有关于胸罩的10-20-30原则

  30. Establishments that outlaw bras are labeled “trashy.” Companies that outlaw PowerPoint are labeled “forward-thinking.”
      取缔胸罩的组织被标为“垃圾”(?),取缔PPT的公司被称为“有远见”

  31. Your employer will likely issue you a standard slide deck in corporate colors.
      你的老板可能要求你的PPT使用公司的颜色--但不会要求你穿统一颜色的胸罩,而是越花越好

  32. A laser pointer rarely accompanies a bra.
      激光笔很少会在胸罩上指指点点--一般都直接用手!


这种搞笑的比较,相信大家可以补充很多,欢迎大家踊跃接龙!譬如:

Powerpoint is like a bra because… with a little practice, you can operate one handed.
PPT就象胸罩。。。因为只要稍作练习,你就可以用单手操作!

Most men know how to undo a bra with one hand but not a PowerPoint presentation.
绝大多数男人知道如何单手解开胸罩,却不会单手操作PPT演示 --单手解开胸罩是男人的基本功啊!
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32 Reasons a PowerPoint Slide Deck is Nothing Like a Bra
 
 
by Linda Wu
Oct 13th, 2009

PowerPoint is NOT a BraEditor’s Note: Comedian Adam Lawrence recently compiled the Top 10 Reasons a PowerPoint Slide Deck is Just Like a Bra.

To prop up the debate a bit, I invited a colleague with a little more first-hand experience with both technologies to provide support to the counter-argument.

Thanks to her, here are 32 reasons a PowerPoint slide deck is nothing like a bra.

  1. I wear a bra every day, but could do without daily PowerPoint.

  2. Personally, I think most other women would benefit more from a bra than PowerPoint too.

  3. You can’t buy a PowerPoint slide deck off the shelf.

  4. There’s no such thing as a Push-up PowerPoint deck.

  5. There’s no such thing as a Miracle PowerPoint deck, not even from Nancy Duarte or Garr Reynolds.

  6. You can’t improve a bra, but you can improve a slide deck.

  7. You can’t give away your slide deck to someone who would fit it better.

    Nobody ever asks for a copy of my bra after a meeting.

  8. Bras don’t have annoying transition effects like “window blinds“, “newsflash”, and “fade out”.

  9. Bras don’t have annoying sound effects.

  10. It’s never a surprise when someone pulls out a PowerPoint slide deck in a business meeting.

  11. People will fall asleep in front of a PowerPoint slide deck.

  12. No one anticipates the Victoria’s Secret PowerPoint catalog.

  13. A bra works perfectly even if there’s no projector, screen, or laptop in the room.

  14. Nobody ever asks for a copy of my bra after a meeting.

  15. A PowerPoint slide deck is completely useless when exercising, while a bra is only somewhat useless.

  16. You can’t craft a bra to suit your purpose.

    Your employer will likely issue you a standard slide deck in corporate colors.

  17. Bras might be persuasive or motivational, but are rarely educational.

  18. The Rule of Thirds says a slide contains four “power points”;
    human anatomy says a bra contains two “power points”.

  19. Death by PowerPoint is an overused cliche.
    Death by Bra is not (yet).

  20. 40 point bold text on a slide deck is acceptable.
    On bras? Not so much.

  21. Only one Nobel Peace Prize winner uses PowerPoint, but nine wear bras. (An inconvenient truth or fiction?)Nine women have won the Nobel Peace Prize

  22. You can’t use the same slide deck all day long, day after day.

  23. Slide decks don’t transition well from day to evening.

  24. Teenagers know how to use bras, but adults still have trouble with PowerPoint.

  25. Your mom will usually buy your first bra for you.

  26. With bras, only teen-aged girls pad them with useless fluff.

    Bras might be persuasive or motivational, but are rarely educational.

  27. It’s socially acceptable for men to use a slide deck, as long as it’s a good one.

  28. PowerPoint slides look best when projected on a flat surface.

  29. Guy Kawasaki has no 10-20-30 rule for bras.

  30. Establishments that outlaw bras are labeled “trashy.”
    Companies that outlaw PowerPoint are labeled “forward-thinking.”

  31. Your employer will likely issue you a standard slide deck in corporate colors.

  32. A laser pointer rarely accompanies a bra.

Can You Add One?

What differences did we miss? Or maybe you’ve got a similarity to add to the debate?

Send in your suggestions, or add them in the comments.

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