加菲猫超经典搞笑语录
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. s4|tWfZ n#6{K6}k~ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。 2|j=^ ))AxU!*. One should love animals. They are so tasty. ow'G&<0b }K?b2 6` 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 {#kCqjWG rf=l1GW Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. ry|a_3X(I 2OUx@Vj 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 a]*{!V{$i +IS6l*_y>6 Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. ]){ZL I8! .n 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。 ogIu\kiZ &?y@`',a0{ Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two. Dh4 Lffy `^Ll@Cx" 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。 0 7Yak<+~ 0UJ6> Rj Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. D SX%SE) 8KJ`+"<=@ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。 Gx$m"Jeq\ E G+/2o+W The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 1n<4yfJ ,Z @I" &H 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。 "8%$,rG1& <pV8 +V) Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. i#4+l$q pq r_{ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。 3Qd/X&P c$,1j%[) Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. uDND o t]0DT_iE 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。 %0 {_b68x q)9n%- YgP Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ilQ}{p6I E`.hM}h 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 =8#.=J[/ 'k ]~Q{K$ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. y;CX )!8 |hj!NhBe 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 QY4;qA ROn@tW “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. 1OExa<Zq @. $- ^- “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。 xDU \mfeGj 5- GS@fY There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. W/\VpD) ?; NA2={RB; 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 YFS6YA niCK(&z “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? MG=8`J-` (_4DZMf 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。 UH6 7<_mK @Q,Q"c2 “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! ~IW{^u g(tVghHxt$ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。 XX /s@C gIz!~I_U God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ^wWbW&<Tg 6 /YJA* 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 v.<mrI#? JqMF9|{H When two’s company, three’s the result! u$^tRz9 aR6F%7gvz 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 9o5D3 d K nyi!D A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 131(0nl)=I wjl)yo$z 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 K [DpH& E>]K#H The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. R]X 0D. v5'`iO0o The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. gm)Uyr$ M]r?m@) 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。
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