幽默风趣 【重庆人、四川人必读】

 

 

                        老子对你一见钟情，你说老子样左不行 
                        老子对你含情脉脉，你说老子哈批绰绰
                        老子爱你轰轰烈烈，你说老子爱的造孽
                        老子对你天长地久，你说老子永垂不朽
                        老子对你牵肠挂肚，你说老子棉花当布
                        老子对你忠心耿耿，你把老子当狗打整
                        老子对你百分之百，你对老子点都没得
                        老子对你千分之千，你跟老子手都不牵
                        老子对你万分之万，你整死舅子都不干
                        老子嘴巴有点歪，你就跟老子说goodbye