来源10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. 一个律师和一个已经离了十次婚的女人结了婚。 On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." 在他们洞房花烛之夜,新婚妻子对她的新丈夫说,“请温柔一点,我还是个处女呢。” "What?" said the puzzled groom. “什么?”新郎感到很奇怪。 "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" “你都结果十次婚了,怎么还可能是处女?” "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. “我的第一任丈夫是个销售代表:他总是不停地告诉我我们在一起会如何如何妙不可言” Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. “第二任丈夫在软件服务公司上班:他总是对性能不太确定,他说他会检查确定无误后在说。” Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. “第三任丈夫是从事现场服务的:他说要准确检测好每一方面,但是他始终没有完善好整个系统。” Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. “第四任丈夫是干电话营销的:虽然他很清楚现在他搞到订单了,但他却不直到什么时候应该送货上门。” Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. “第五任是个工程师:他对基础程序了如指掌,但他却需要花三年的时间去研究、实验以设计出一套最新最先进的方法。” Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. “第六任丈夫来自于财务管理领域:他知道该怎么做,但他不确定这是不是属于他的工作范畴。” Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. “第七任是做市场的:虽然他拥有非常棒的产品,却不知道如何定位。” Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. “第八任丈夫是个心理学家:一直以来他擅长的只有说,不停地说。” Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. “第九任丈夫是妇科医生:他就只会看。” Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" “第十任是个集邮爱好者:他就只会。。。天哪!我还挺想他的!不过,无论如何我现在已经嫁给你了,真的好开心啊!” "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" “我的个神啊,”新郎说,“但,为什么嫁给我这么开心呢?” "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" “因为你是个律师啊,这次我可要被拧得够呛了(死定了)啊~”
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