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 freelion 2010-11-25

What Money Can Buy?

时间:2008-08-18 12:18 | 分类:个人日记 - 搞笑
MONEY
It can buy a House, but not a Home;
It can buy a Bed, but not Sleep;
It can buy a Clock, but not Time;
It can buy a Book, but not Knowledge;
It can buy you a Position, but not Respect;
It can buy you Medicine, but not Health;
It can buy you Blood, but not Life;
It can buy you Sex, but not Love.
Money isn't everything.
It often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you this because I'm your friend
and want to take away your pain and suffering.
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you!
I ACCEPT CASH, MONEY ORDERS, PERSONAL CHECKS, CASHIERS CHECKS, BAGS OF GOLD, BARS OF PLATINUM, ETC……

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