2009年最经典语录(中英双语)
The most classical Quotations in 2009 中文:郭吉军 英译:李再纯 1 :我的优点是:我很帅;但是我的缺点是:我帅得不明显。 My advantage is that I am handsome, but my shortcoming is that it is obvious that I am not handsome enough.
2 :谈钱不伤感情,谈感情最他妈伤钱。 Talking about money does not hurt feelings; but damn that it really took me much money in talking about our feeling. 3 :我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。 I curse you fever to buy instant noodles without flavoring packets. 4 :虽然你身上喷了古龙水,但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。 Although you sprayed some cologne, but I can still taste some scummy smelt out of you.
5 :有一次我上街,一群女孩把我拦住。她们说我帅,我不承认。 她们就打我,还说我虚伪。
Once I went shopping on street, a group of girls stopped me.They said that I was handsome .But I admitted it, and then they beat me and
said I was hypocritical.
6:史上最神秘的部门:有关部门。 The most mysterious department in the history is the department concerned. 7 :我这辈子只有两件事不会:这也不会,那也不会。 I have only two things that I can't do in my life –I can't do this and I can't do that. 8:人家有的是背景,而我有的是背影。 The others have their backgrounds, but I only have the sight of my back. 9:别把虾米不当海鲜。 Never treat shrimps not as seafood. 10:我是天使,回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。 I am an angel, but I can't go back to heaven just because of my weight. 11:骗子太多,傻子明显不够用了。 Since there are so many liars, it is very obvious that idiots are not enough. 12:你的手机比话费还便宜。 Your phone is much cheaper than the phone fare. 13:不怕偷儿带工具,就怕偷儿懂科技! Never afraid of thieves with tools, but afraid that they understand technology. 14:如果太阳不出来了,我就不去上班了;如果出来了,我就继续睡觉! If the sun does not come out, and I am not going to work; if coming out, I would like to go to sleep! 15 :白马啊…你死去哪了!是不是你把王子弄丢了不敢来见我了。 Ah,White Horse ... Where are you dying ! Whether you lost the prince , so you did not dare to meet me .
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