夫妻笑话:请朋友晚餐
Friend For Dinner "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." “亲爱的,”丈夫对妻子说:“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚餐。” "What?... Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" “什么?...你疯了?房里这么乱,我还没去买东西,所有的碗碟都是脏的,这餐饭能做好吗!” "I know all that." “这些我都知道。” "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" “那你为什么还要请朋友吃饭?” "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married." “因为那小子在考虑要结婚呢。”
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