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Boy: May I hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy. Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money. Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down. Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before? Girl: Yes.That's why I won't go there anymore. Boy: I'd like to call you.Your number? Girl: It's in the phone book. Boy: Hi,didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice? Girl: Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice. Girl: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring? Boy: Sure,what's your telephone number? Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest. Boy: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple. |
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