较真男子因不满银行服务态度，每次只取一元 - 日志 - nancylulu - 口语家园 ...

昨天，一男子在南辛庄附近一银行取钱时，因为不满工作人员的服务态度，等到他取钱时就要求每次一块钱一块钱的取，无奈之下，银行工作人员报警。

 

“我十二点五十来这里取钱，当时只有一个窗口开放着，我看前面有五个人排队。”该男子说，他排队等了一会，就去问工作人员为什么只有一个窗口开放，没想到工作人员态度不好，令他非常不满，所以等到他取钱的时候就每次只取一元钱。

 

下面是一片幽默的文章：

 

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
一对夫妇结婚60多年了。他们分享生活中的一切事物，他们之间无话不谈，没有什么秘密，除了妻子放在橱柜上的一个鞋盒外。妻子曾告诫他，不要打开这个盒子，也不要问她关于这个盒子的问题。

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.

在过去的一些年中，丈夫从来没想过这个盒子的事情。但一天年老的妻子得了重病，医生说她活不了几天了。

In trying to sort out their affairs, the old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.

想着要照料后事，丈夫从橱柜上拿下这个鞋盒，来到了妻子床前。

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.

妻子同意，该让丈夫知道这个鞋盒的秘密了。丈夫把盒子打开后，发现里面有一个针织玩偶和95000美金。

He asked her about the contents. 'When we were to be married,' she said, ' my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'
他问妻子是怎么回事。妻子说，“我们结婚时，我奶奶告诉我，快乐婚姻的秘诀就是从不争吵生气。她告诉我，每次对你生气时，我应该保持沉默，然后去织一个玩偶。”

The old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.

丈夫太感动了，强忍住了眼泪，因为盒子里只有两个玩偶。在他们一起生活的这么多年里，她只对他生过两次气。他感觉自己实在太幸福了！

'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?'

“宝贝儿”他说道，“玩偶的秘密我知道了，但这些钱是怎么回事呢？这么多钱是从哪里来的？”

'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'

“哦”妻子说道，“这是我卖玩偶的钱。”