Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. -- Isadora Duncan All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon. A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. I married beneath me. All women do. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room. Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd. Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon. Woman was God's second mistake. If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger. I hate women because they always know where things are. I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. google翻译: 谁读婚姻合同,然后到它的任何聪明的女人,值得所有的后果。 所有的女人是天生邪恶。有的只是发挥自己的潜力,在以后的生活比别人。 没有什么,以便在这个世界上的错误,一个明智的女人,不能在一个下午的课程设置是正确的。
我娶了我下面。所有的妇女。 有些妇女的麻烦是,他们得到的所有兴奋什么 - 然后嫁给他。 妇女:如果他们不拒绝你的婚姻建议,他们指责你的可疑行为,在女性的内衣更衣室。 Heav'n hath没有像爱的愤怒仇恨turn'd,也不地狱的愤怒,就像一个女人scorn'd。 杰克喜欢他的女人,他喜欢他的猕猴桃:挞还甜,果肉公司尚未产生的触感,和覆盖着模糊棕色的短发。 疯子的承诺,如妇女,是不是安全依赖。 女人是上帝的第二个错误。 如果女性不存在,在世界上所有的钱将没有任何意义。 女性都喜欢茶包,把它们在热水中,他们变得??更加强壮。 我恨女人,因为他们总是知道的事情。 我一直无法找出正是女权主义是什么,我只知道人们叫我女权主义者,每当我表达区分从一个受气包,我的情绪。 我冒昧地猜测,不久,谁写的这么多的诗,没有签订往往是一个女人。
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