Teacher Moonlighting as a Porn Star?

Teacher Moonlighting as a Porn Star? Oxnard School District Investigates Every Schoolboy's Fantasy

By Dennis Romero Wed., Mar. 7 2012 at 6:08 AM

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An Oxnard teacher just blew the mind of every schoolboy ever.

School officials in the Ventura County town put the woman on leave this week after receiving information that she might have, as rumor had it, actually moonlighted as a porn star.

Students reported the teacher as a possible adult video actress. But you know boys. Wishful thinking, right?

Well ...

... Miss Thing might have actually done it.

She was not identified by Oxnard School District officials, who said she was put on paid administrative leave as they, uh, look into it.

The woman teaches seventh and eighth graders at Haydock Intermediate School, according to the Ventura County Star.

School seem to be taking the allegations more seriously after a few teachers said they found "information" online that confirmed what students were saying.

Could this have been hot, sweaty, pulsating "information."

In fact the students' rumors were at first dismissed after administrators looked into it.

According to one broadcast report, the initial inquiry was stymied by ... district computers' porn filters.

Really.

Anyway, some enterprising teachers appeared to have found a way around that (behold the technical wizardry!) and, on Friday, the woman was taken off-duty, district officials announced yesterday.

The district is concerned that students will look for said teacher's alleged performances via smartphones and other devices outside the campus.

You know what? Hell yes they will. Boys will be boys. And some teachers will just be legendary.