See I have to write this essay 我得赶完这篇论文 that the teacher gave last week 老师布置了一个星期 and it's due tomorrow morning 明天大早就要上交 twenty pages all in Greek 整整二十页的希腊语 Nah but first I check my Tumblr 不急 但我要先刷刷汤不牢 Facebook, Twitter, call my Mom 脸书、推特,还要致电我老娘请安 Then just one more, one more page 然后就再看一页 只看一页 oh I waste so much time dot com! 我浪费了大把时间来点网站 I'm procrastinating 我有拖延症 All day I sit here waiting 整天就坐在这等 for just the perfect moment to begin 等待开始干活的好时辰 We're procrastinating 我们都有拖延症 Why work, we could be gaming 工作个毛,游戏才正经 Agreed! Procrastinating FTW! 同意!拖延症最拉风! I have to start this diet 我必须开始节食 cause my prom's a week away 因为毕业舞会就剩一个礼拜 So I'm only eating veggies 所以我要只吃素 and I'm starting that today 从今天就吃起来 But I'm getting really hungry 但是我饿得不行 and those cookies look sublime 而那些饼干好美味 Fine, I'll have just one, or two, or ten 好吧 我只吃一块两块十来块 Why not? It's not a crime! 咋滴 这又不犯罪 We're procrastinating 我们有拖延症 No better way than eating 狂吃是最棒的技能 Cause nothing else could possibly compare 因为没什么可以比这更美好 I'm procrastinating 我有拖延症 It's really fascinating 真是让人开心 I know there's work to do but I don't care 我知道有工作要干,可我不想理 I should probably do my laundry 我或许应该去洗衣服 I should probably feed my cat 我或许应该去喂猫 But right now we're playing Halo 但现在我们在玩《光晕》 YOLO! Headshot! Take that! 生命只有一次!爆头!死翘翘! You should probably call the doctor 你或许应该叫医生看看 Never mind it's just a scratch 木有事,就是擦了一下 But your arm's gone 可你的胳膊都没了 It's a flesh wound 皮肉伤而已 Now come on let's play some catch! 现在快点,我们来玩接球吧 I have organized my desktop 我整理好了桌子 Now I'm all set up to work 工作的准备全部就绪 Wait that picture's kinda crooked 慢着 这张照片有点歪 and it's driving me berserk 这真让我抓狂生气 Now I might as well just color code 那现在我不如顺手把铅笔 my pencils one by one 一根一根按颜色排列摆好 and my papers and my files 所有的资料和文件也是如此 I can't work until it's done! 这事搞不定就没法工作 We're procrastinating 我们有拖延症 All day I sit here waiting 整天就坐在这里等 for just the perfect moment to begin 等待开始干活的好时辰 We're procrastinating 我们有拖延症 Wait! 慢着 You're procratinating right now 你现在就是拖延不干活呢 You're procratinating 你也有拖延症 Why are you still here watching? 干嘛还在看这视频? I'm sure that you've got things due long ago 我知道你有好多早就该交的活还没搞完 You're procratinating 你也有拖延症 Please leave a thumbs up rating 请给我们点赞评分 Go do your work 你手上的工作啊 |
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