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美国俄勒冈州自行车竞赛联盟（OBRA)独家总指挥在facebook上分享了一篇一个业余单车运动员的妻子对他丈夫的看法---Kenji Sugahara: From my friend Darcy Stockton
我随便翻译了一下，国内的单车爱好者给你们的女朋友，老婆都感受一下啊。Life cycle!
You know you are a wife of a cyclist when :
当你满足以下条件你就是一个自行车运动员的妻子了
You ask how long his ride is.. Meaning what time he will be home and he answers : in miles.. And is usually late
当你问他要骑多久？你的意思是什么时候回来，他的回答是多少多少距离，而且总是迟回来
When all your safety pins are missing as he has them hoarded for numbers
当你的别针全被他拿去别号码布了
When you are rudely awoken on a sleep-in-day by cleats tapping on the kitchen floor
睡梦中的你被在楼下的他上自锁的声音所惊醒
When your husband buys butt butter but not valentine's
当你的丈夫买垫裆膏而不是情人节用的#*（￥
When he hangs his "costumes" (aka kits) instead of his nice shirts!
当你的丈夫穿上骑行服（又名骑行套装美国人叫队服叫kits）来代替他的漂亮衬衣
When he refuses to have a hairstyle because it interferes with his helmet
当他拒绝搞点发型因为会影响他戴头盔
When you want to go to the beach and he says yes and wants to meet you there on his bike
当你说想去海滩他高兴的说好并要求你先去他骑车随后就到
When you plan weekends around training/racing
当你计划周末全围绕着训练和比赛
When you want to plan a weekend away and he replies " it's road race season" and when you ask after it's over he says "but it's cyclocross season"
当你计划周末去远的地方而他总是说“这是公路车比赛的季节”然后你好不容易等过了他又说"公路越野的季节开始啦”（美国西北2月底到8月底是公路自行车赛季，9月底到12月底是公路越野赛季）
When your laundry basket has more cycling clothing than reg clothing
当你洗衣篮里的自行车衣服多于其他衣服的时候
When you want to chat when he gets back from ride but shhh's you as he has to hook up his Garmin
当他训练完回来了你想和他聊聊家常而他说去去去然后把佳明插在了电脑上
When he can't shop for normal clothing but has no problem shopping for cycling clothing. God forbid he buy new jeans that fit!
当他从不买普通衣服但是买起骑行服装从不眨眼！上帝保佑，他的新牛仔裤应该合适吧（骑车人大腿会粗有的牛仔裤穿的很紧i.e. slimfit,skinnyfit)
When he drives in the car and you are thinking wtf where are we going and you realize he thinks he is on his bike and he says "this way is faster"
当他开车选择路线的时候你在想我操你往哪开呢然后你顿悟他一定是觉得自己在骑车因为这条路骑车更快。
When even driving in a car is a race !
开车就像是在比赛。
When you go camping and want to go for a casual bike path ride with your kids and he jumps out of the tent in full gear like we are headed to a race.
当你们出去野营，准备和孩子们休闲骑骑时候他突然从帐篷里跳出来并且穿的就像要去比赛一样!
When he owns more tights than Emma, myself and my dance students put together!
他的“丝袜”（骑行长裤）比Emma(一个英国内衣品牌），我，还有我的舞蹈学生所有的加起来的还要多的时候。
When you become jealous of his bike
当你开始嫉妒他的爱车
When you find those damn bottles of Gatorade everywhere!
当你发现到处都是可恶的佳得乐瓶子
When your husband has a permanent kit tan mark of shorts and shirt and helmet straps year round
当你的丈夫的腿上，手臂上，脸上被头盔带子遮住的地方留下了永恒的古铜色。
When he washes and details his bike more than the car
当他洗他的宝贝自行车比洗汽车还要仔细
When your garage or a room in your house is strictly designated to his bike!
当你们家的一个仓库或者房间被他严格指定为单车室
When he washes his cycling clothes first
当他总是先洗自行车衣服 |
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