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When the project manager enters the office  When I'm deploying code to production  When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning  When my regex returned exactly what I expected  When a friend of mine asks me to fix his website built with Joomla  When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used  When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production  When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer  When I apply a new CSS for the first time  When sysadmin finally gives us the root access  When I launch my ｓｃｒｉｐｔ for the first time after several hours of development  When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen When the client tries to click on the mockups When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production When my ｓｃｒｉｐｔ finally worked When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague When I'm told that my code is broken in production When I find a solution without searching Google When the intern tells me that "the tests are for those who can not program" When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines |
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