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【趣味英语】 36句爱情俏皮箴言 佳中整理 收集了一些funny love quotes，有些很搞笑（funny），但有些也 很有哲理（philosophic）。闲时读读，换换情绪，咧嘴一笑。语录采 用比拟、比喻、对比、排比等修辞手法，细研之，趣味盎然。
36 Funny Love Quotes
01. Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look. 看一眼爱上一个人是可能的，不过还得仔细看上第二眼。 02. Love can never give too much, but those of us who love can give in too much 爱情不会给予太多，但陷入爱河的人会付出太多太多。 03. Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source. 爱不会凭空消逝，它逝去是因为我们不懂得如何为它补充燃料。 04. If you would be loved, love and be lovable. 要得到爱就得付出爱并使自己可爱。 05. Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. 基于美貌的爱会像美貌一样易逝。 06. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. 成功的婚姻需要多次坠入情网，但要始终钟情于同一人。
 07. Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing. 爱情是理想的事情，婚姻是现实的事情。 08. To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. 结婚就是将你的权利减半，将你的职责加倍。 09. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. 爱情或许是盲目的，但给婚肯定能让人睁开眼。 10. Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime. 爱情之悦只存片刻，爱情之痛终身永存。 11. Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance. 爱之火是唯一不能投保的火险险种。 12. It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced. 这并非罕见：稍微相识一些就可能结婚，但夫妇还真得互相了解才会离婚。 
13. Marriage requires a man to purchase 4 types of "Ring" –-- engagement ring, wedding ring, suffe-ring and endu-ring. 婚姻需要男人购买4种 “ring” —— 订婚ring， 结婚ring， suffe-ring (苦难) 和 endu-ring (忍耐)。 14. Love the heart that hurts you ,but never hurt the heart that loves you. 爱伤你之心，勿伤爱你之心。 15. Love ceases to be a pleasure when it ceases to be a secret. 当爱情一旦失去神秘，爱情就失去了它的乐趣。 16. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends in a teardrop. 爱情以微笑开始，在亲吻中成长，而逝于泪水。 17. Marriage may be about love, but divorce is a business. 结婚也许因为是爱，而离婚则是一笔买卖。 18. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. 爱情是一场长长甜甜的梦，而婚姻是闹钟。  19. It’s better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. 有过爱并失去了比从未爱过要好。 20. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 要想与一个男人幸福你要懂他多一点，爱他少一点；要想与一个女人幸福你要爱她多一 点，不必什么都懂她。 21. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: Whenever you're wrong, admit it. Whenever you're right, shut up. —Nash 保持婚姻幸福的两大秘密是：一旦错了，立刻承认；一旦对了，立刻闭嘴。 22. An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. 一个女人最好的丈夫莫过于是位考古学家，因为她越衰老他就对她越感兴趣。 23. Marriage isn't a word; it's a sentence. 婚姻不是一个词语；它是一种判决。 （双关语：sentence 句子；判决） 24. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's. 婚姻是这样一所学校：男Socrates人会失去学士学位，而女人会获得硕士学位。 （双关语：bachelor单身汉；学士 master 征服者；硕士）  25. A cat does not want all the world to love her — only
those she has chosen to love. 一只猫猫不会要全世界都爱她 ——只要她选中的爱的对象能给予她爱。 26. Do you love me because I'm beautiful or am I beautiful because you love me？ 是因为我漂亮你才爱我，还是因为你爱我我才漂亮。 27. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. 结婚之后，老公和老婆就成为一枚硬币的两面；他们就是没法面对自己的另一半，却 仍然待在一起。 28.28. Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking forward together in the same direction. 爱情并不在彼此目视，而在于朝着共同目标向前看。 29. 29. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy(enviously) "You're lucky, mine's still alive." 一个男人骄傲地说：“我老婆是天使”。 另一个男人羡慕地说：“你真走运，我的那个还活着。” 30.30. The single comprehend, be in love is an error, break up is awakening, get married is mistake, divorce is disillusion, re-marry is bigotry, have no lovers is a discard, lover many is an animal. 单身是领悟，恋爱是失误，分手是觉悟，结婚是错误，离婚是醒悟，再婚是执迷不 悟，没有情人是废物，情人多了是动物。  31. Love is like the moon; when it does not
increase it decrease. 爱情就像月亮，不是渐园，就是渐缺。 32. 32. Sometimes the hottest love has the
coldest ending. 有时候最炽热的爱，结局却是最冰冷的。 33. Don’t cry for a man who left you, the next one may fall for your smile. 不要为离开你的人哭泣，下一个人会被你的微笑倾倒。 34. 34. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand and before marriage. It is love. After marriage is self-defense. 他们说：男人紧握女人的手，在婚前那是爱，在婚后那是自卫。 35. An old man who marries a young wife grows younger — but she grows older. 一个年老的男人娶年轻的妻子会变年轻 —— 但他妻子却会变老。 36. 36. If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you do not have it, no matter what else there is, it is not enough. 如果你的生命中有爱，它可以弥补你许多缺失的东西。如果你的生命中没有爱， 不管你拥有什么东西, 它永远是不够的。
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