有趣的英文绕口令集合（一）
Atwisteroftwistsoncetwistedatwist;
Atwistthathetwistedwasathree-twistedtwist;
Ifintwistingatwistonetwistshoulduntwist,
Theuntwistedtwistwoulduntwistthetwist. Afleaandaflyinaflue
Saidthefly"Ohwhatshouldwedo"
Saidtheflea"Letusfly"
Saidthefly"Letusflee"
Sotheyflewthroughaflawintheflue. SillySallyswiftlyshooedsevensillysheep.
ThesevensillysheepSillySallyshooed
shilly-shalliedsouth.
Thesesheepshouldn''tsleepinashack;
sheepshouldsleepinashed. TherewasafishermannamedFisher,
whofishedforsomefishinafissure.
Tillafishwithagrin,
pulledthefishermanin.
Nowthey''refishingthefissureforFisher. Askunksatonastump.
Thestumpthoughttheskunkstunk.
Theskunkthoughtthestumpstunk
Whatstunktheskunkorthestump? I''mnotapheasantplucker,
I''mapheasantpluckersson.
AndI''monlypluckingpheasants
''tillthepheasantpluckercomes. Deniseseesthefleece,
Deniseseesthefleas.
AtleastDenisecouldsneeze
andfeedandfreezethefleas. One-onewasaracehorse.
Two-twowasonetoo.
One-onewononerace.
Two-twowononetoo. BillyButtonboughtabuttered
biscuit,
didBillyButtonbuyabuttered
biscuit?
IfBillyButtonboughtabuttered
biscuit,
Where''sthebutteredbiscuit
BillyButtonbought?? Tositinsolemnsilenceinadulldarkdock,
Inapestilentialprisonwithalifelonglock,
Awaitingthesensationofashortsharpshock,
Fromacheapandchippychopperonabigblackblock. Ineednotyourneedles,they''reneedlesstome;
Forkneadingofnoodles,''twereneedless,yousee;
Butdidmyneatknickersbutneedtobekneed,
Ithenshouldhaveneedofyourneedlesindeed. Ifyouunderstand,say"understand".
Ifyoudon''tunderstand,say"don''tunderstand".
Butifyouunderstandandsay"don''tunderstand".
HowdoIunderstandthatyouunderstand?Understand! Dr.JohnsonandMr.Johnson,
Aftergreatconsideration,
Cametotheconclusion
ThattheIndiannation
BeyondtheIndianOcean
Isbackineducation
Becausethechiefoccupationiscultivation. Onceuponabarrenmoor
Theredweltabear,alsoaboar.
Thebearcouldnotbeartheboar.
Theboarthoughtthebearabore.
Atlastthebearcouldbearnomore
Ofthatboarthatboredhimonthemoor,
Andsoonemornheboredtheboar
Thatboarwillborethebearnomore.
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