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搞笑中式英语

 居茨山人 2013-08-28

搞笑中式英语 

1we two who and who 咱俩谁跟谁阿      

2how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?     

3you dont bird me,I dont bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你     

4you have seed I will give you some color to see see 你有种,我要给你点颜色看看 5Government abuse chicken 宫暴鸡丁     

6At KFC, We do Chichen Right 在肯德基,我们做鸡是对的     

7You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住!      

8Chop the strange fish 生鱼块    

9watch sister 表妹      

10take iron coffee 拿铁咖啡   

11American Chinese not enough 美中不足      

12Where cool where you stay!哪凉快上哪呆着     

13heart flower angry open 心花怒放

14colour wolf 色狼     

15dry goods 干货  

16want money no;   want life one! 要钱没有,要命一条     

17People mountain and people sea. 人山人海   

18you have two down son 你有两下子。     

19let the horse come on 放马过来 

20I give you face you dont wanna face 给你脸你不要脸

21red face know me   红颜知己

22seven up eight down 七上八下 

23no three no four 不三不四 

24do morning *** 做早操;do class between *** 做课间操

25you try try see!你试试看!  

26love who who 爱谁谁 

27look through autumn water 望穿秋水

28go you mother's 去你妈  

29May I borrow your light 借光 

30Handsome Year, Morning Die 英年早逝 

31dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouseson can make hole!龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞 

32morning three night four 朝三暮四

33king eight eggs   王八蛋 

34no care three seven twenty one 不管三七二十一

35go and look 走着瞧  

36poor light egg 穷光蛋

37ice snow clever 冰雪聪明 

38first see youi shit love you 第一次见你,我便爱上了你  

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