rce of vitamins and minerals:11 They think life is just one big slip ‘n’ slide: 22  They’re always a threat to themselves: 33  Don’t even think about trying to help them, it’ll just end in disaster: 44  They have no idea how slides work: 55  Or how glass works: 66  Or how spo** work: 77  Or magazines: 88  They are c**tantly risking life and limb around wild animals: 99  And don’t even get me started on babies and hoses: 1010  They’re always looking to take shortcuts in life: 1111  They can apparently see things that we cannot: 1212 In fact, even when they go through tunnels it looks like they’re entering another dimension: 1313 WHAT DO YOU SEE THAT WE DON’T SEE, BABY?! WHAT DO YOU SEE!!!! 1414 They are convinced that you can catch things with your face: 1515 They’re c**tantly unsure about everything: 1616 They are master hackers: 1717 And they’re masters of disguise: 1818 They’re c**tantly rejecting your affection: 1919 But always accepting your food: 2020 They think the smell of Dad Feet would make a great scented candle: 2121 Plus, can you really trust something that reacts to lem** like this? 2222 Can you? 2323 CAN YOU? 2424 CAN YOU?!?!?!?!??! 2525
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