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1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants while a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend while a successful woman is one who can find such a man 4. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot And not try to understand her at all 5. Married men live longer than single men But married men are a lot more willing to die 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes There's no use in two people remembering the same thing 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed Women somehow deteriorate during the night 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does 9. A woman has the last word in any argument Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument 10. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage 11. If a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment If a woman talks dirty to a man it's nine dollars a minute 不定期更新,一共总结了100多条,想要完整版的可以留邮箱,我发给你~! |
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