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九个头条网讯：爱咬文嚼字，损人不带脏字这种事不仅仅为中国人所热衷，老外们也孜孜不倦。就让九哥带你见识一下，“歪果仁们”在损人这件事上所爆发的超强语言能力和智商吧！
1. Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.
他肯定是趁救生员不备，跳进过基因池。
2. A room temperature IQ.
IQ值简直和室温一样高。
3. During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.
如果进化时他的祖先不是在控制组的话，他也许不会这么蠢。
4. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
他有两个大脑，一个丢了，另一个去找去了。
5. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
如果他再笨点儿，就要一周给他浇两次水了。（把他当植物来看了。）
6. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
人家畅饮智慧之泉，他却只是拿来漱了漱口。
7. It takes him an-hour-and-a-half to watch "60 Minutes".
他要花一个半小时来观察一个小时。
8. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.
他给自己设定的标准实在太Low了，但每次还是达不到。
9. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
如果你用一分钱买他的想法，你还能拿到找零的。
（本文综合整理自花瓣网，图片来源于网络）
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