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Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'

Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.'

Son: 'Well, in that case…OK'

Next Day

Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'

Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'

Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'

Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case… OK'

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. '

President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'

Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.'

President: 'Ah, in that case… OK'

This is how business is done!!