| Q: Which photo can you not stop laughing at no matter how many times you view it? 你每次看到就会爆笑的照片是神马？ Answered by Sam Morningstar Sam Morningstar回答 Botched Restoration of Ecce Homo Fresco Shocks Spain 该人像壁画经拙劣修补后震惊西班牙 Answered by Akshat Sood Akshat Sood 回答 This. Every time! 就这张。逢看必笑！ I do not like to “move it, move it.” 我不喜欢“动起来，动起来。” Answered by Anonymous 匿名回答 WTF! 岂有此理！ No smoking. We know your life has no value. But petrol is extremely costly... 严禁烟火！汝命不足惜，汽油价更高！ Answered by Saras Kaushik Saras Kaushik回答 Cracks me up every single time! 每次都令我捧腹大笑！ HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO ANGRY THAT YOU HIT A MOTHERFUCKER WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER? 你有没试过生气到抡起一混蛋去打另一混蛋？ Answered by Jacob Kurian Jacob Kurian回答 “Ladies & gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race. I’ve turned the fasten your seat belt sign back on because shit is about to get real.” SH “女士们先生们，我是你们的机长。现在从机舱右边的窗户向外看的话，你们能看到195航班正向我们挑战比赛。我已经打开系好安全带指示灯了，这回是动真格了！ 域名 Answered by Apurva Pendse Apurva Pendse回答 What is the phobia of chainsaws called? Common sense. 对链锯的恐惧叫什么？ 常识 Answered by Natasha Figueroa Natasha Figueroa回答 I keep a big folder on my desktop called 'funny & random'. I look through it whenever I need a pick-me-up, or when I need to cheer up a friend. These are some of my favorites...for what reason, I don't know, they just do the trick every time. 我的台式电脑里有个叫“搞笑&随意”的文件夹。每次想要找点乐子或安慰朋友时都会看看。这是一些我很喜欢的….我也不知道为什么，反正它们每每都能令我乐不可支。 “Bear with me.” “熊与我同在（忍我）。” EXCUSE ME, ROCKS... 石头亲们，让一下….. Pooped in your shoes I have 我在你鞋里便便了。 Answered by Lalit Palariya Lalit Palariya回答 “My wife believes she is a better driver, I let our dog decide.” “我老婆觉得她车开得比我好，我让家狗来做评委。” |
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