1. The “My supervisor just asked for an unexpected meeting” face.
导师临时通知开组会
2. The “Oh, he just wants me to run an errand he can’t be bothered with” face.
被导师安排去做他不想做的事情
3. The “Whyyyyyyyyy is my experiment not working today” face.
今天的实验死活做不出来，额，被诅咒了
4. The “My aunt just asked me when I’m going to get a real job” face.
被家人问道什么时候找工作
5. The “OMG my first paper got accepted!” face.
天啦撸，第一篇PAPER终于被接收了！
6. The “Sure I can take on an extra master’s student, not like I’m busy or anything” face.
再带一个研究生根本不是事儿.....额，我想静静
7. The “Do I look like Google?” face.
你以为我是博士圈吗，会什么都懂？！
8. The “My funding runs out next month and I haven’t got all my results” face.
Funding 不要走，等等我的实验
9. The “No, YOU watched Netflix all weekend instead of writing up” face.
周末狂刷美剧后，才想起论文一个字没写
10. The “Maybe I just need to tweak the cover page a bit more” face.
姐再改改封面就ok了
11. The “Oh god where do I even start” face.
我该从何下手，或许先打开电脑比较好
12. The “I’m writing up and haven’t left the house for literally weeks” face.
宅在寝室写了几周论文后
13. The “Don’t you dare ask me how my thesis is going” face.
你再问我论文写怎么样了试试
14. The “Just one more cup of coffee” face.
来来来，喝完这一杯，还有三杯
15. The “Why yes, I did just submit” face.
刚把论文提交
16. The “You got WHO to be my external examiner?!” face.
你刚说谁是我的外审专家？！吓死宝宝了
17. The “Jesus fucking Christ my viva is tomorrow” face.
我了个去明天就要论文答辩了
18. The “No please, please don’t ask me about that” face.
我警告你不要再聊那个话题，你懂的
19. The “Ok, I got this” face.
搞定！
20. The “Accepted with major revisions” face.
审稿结果：又尼玛大修
21. The “Accepted with minor revisions” face.
审稿结果：小修
22. The “Accepted with no revisions IN YOUR FACE” face.
审稿结果：直接录用。
23. The “That viva was actually quite fun” face.
那场答辩把我笑疯了
24. The “I just passed and now I’m going to get absolutely smashed” face.
答辩通过了...!!
25. The “I finally made it! Hello outside world!” face.
终于刑满释放了，我自由了！
26. The “Shit, what do I do with my life now?” face.
然而，接下来该做什么呢....
27. The “You can call me Doctor” face.
总之，你现在可以称我“圈博士了”
作者：Kelly Oakes；博士圈翻译整理
