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当前浏览器不支持播放音乐或语音，请在微信或其他浏览器中播放  0:04 Your money 来自好外教 电台主播萌叔告诉你“钱去哪儿了！” Your money is always there, but the pockets change.
俗语说：越痛才会记忆越深刻！趁着大家痛的时候，撒点孜然撒点盐，记住和股市相关的英语段子和词汇吧。
关于股市大跌 - To the market crash: This is worse than a divorce. I lost half of my money and I still have a wife.
- The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried. 
关于投资策略 - Sometimes the best investments are the ones you don’t make.
- In the stock market, you can be right for the wrong reasons, or wrong for the right reasons.
- A: What’s another name for long-term investment?” B: A failed short-term investment.
- The safest way to double your money is to fold it and put it in your pocket.
关于股市“砖家” -An investor to his advisor: A: Is really all my money gone? No, of course not. It’s just with somebody else!
- A: Why did God create stock analysts? B: In order to make make weather forecasters look good.
- If stock market experts were so smart, they would be buying stocks, not selling advice.
- A stock market expert is a genius who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.
关于牛市熊市 Bull market: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
Bear market: A 6 to 18-month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife get no jewelry and the husband get no sex. 
股市常用词汇 stock market 股市 stock market crash 股市大跌 Bull market 牛市 Bear market 熊市 advisor 顾问 expert 专家 stock analyst 股市分析员 investor 投资者 investment 投资 long term 长期 short term 短期
最后，小编不明白你们为什么都不投资黄金。
Remember the golden role: Those who have the gold make the rules.
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