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1.Jack and Jill fell down the hill; Jack’s in a coma still. 2.Brought roses home. Keys didn’t fit. 3.Strangers. Friends. Best friends. Lovers. Strangers. 4.We’re lying in bed. She’s lying. 5.“Wrong number,” says a familiar voice. 6.Sorry soldier, shoes sold in pairs. 7.First heartbreak. Nineteen years wishing. Reunited! 8.Tanline on his ring finger? Goodbye. 9.Disputes between nations. Sorrow among families. 10.Inside cupboard, naked goosebumps — husband home. 11.Man cries holding his dog’s leash. 12.More money, more bitches, more problems. 13.Married. Till fatness do us part. 14.Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket. 以上能读懂呢，说明你对英美文化了解了一些。 15.Our bedroom. Two voices. I knock. 16.Best friends. Some beers. New lovers. 17.Bedroom floor: used condom wasn’t mine. 18.Born Tuesday. Married Wednesday. Loved Friday. 19.New escort service. “Oh… Hi dad…” 20.She faked orgasms. I faked love. 21.Alcohol worked. Condom didn’t. Awkward situation. 22.Alois wears condom. Seventeen million saved. 23.He came. I didn’t. That fucker. 24.“Lie to me, baby.” – Pinocchio’s girlfriend. 以上也是英美文化的一部分啊。They are always dirty. Wind blows. Sails fill. Journey begins. (还有260天，加油吧！） |
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