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我把我整个灵魂都给了你 连同它的怪癖，耍小脾气，忽明忽暗 一千八百种坏毛病
▌I love you in a way that's nauseating to others. 我爱你爱得别人都觉得恶心。
▌I would hold in my farts for you. 为了你，放屁我也忍着。
▌I love you enough to never cook for you. 我爱你爱到从不敢让你试试我的厨艺。
▌My feelings for you are as enduring and filthy as parking lot snow. 我对你的爱就像停车场的雪，久久不化又肮脏。
▌I can't believe how much I'm not sick of you. 我不敢相信我是多么不嫌弃你。
▌I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone. 我太爱你了，甚至都会给你打电话。
▌You're the one I want to spend the rest of my life rehashing the same unresolved argument with. 你就是那个我想用余生一直吵个没完没了的人。
▌We'd be a normal couple if it weren't for you. 要不是因为你，我们会是对正常眷侣。
▌I wanna do boring things with you. 我想和你一起做各种无聊的事情。
▌I hope we never get tired of making fun of each other. 我希望我俩互相捉弄、永不厌倦。
▌I want to spend all of my nonexistent free time with you. 我有时间就要和你在一起，没有时间也要有。
▌You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep. 你让我比看着闹钟还有两个小时能睡时更快乐。
▌Your face, I like that shit. 你的脸，我真是爱屎了。
▌I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you. 欠你的情债，我想要用余生来还清。
▌I want to grow so old with you that people can't tell our genders apart. 我想和你一起慢慢变老，直到我们难辨雌雄。
▌Being with you is like winning the lottery but with no money. 与你在一起就像中了彩票，但没有钱。
▌I love you enough to pretend I love you all the time. 我对你的爱足以让我假装一辈子爱你。
▌I love you so much that I would tell you if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet. 我实在是太爱你了，如果我把你牙刷扔马桶里了，我会告诉你的。
▌Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me.Then I remember, oh, I put up with you.So we're even. 有时我好奇你怎么能忍受我的，然后我想起来我也在忍你。所以我们扯平了。 这些图片来自于Someecards。Someecards发起于2006年，是一个独一无二的有声电子贺卡网站，现已长为互联网中分享最广的幽默品牌。 
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