高盛是华尔街上 TOP1 级别的公司,而在Twitter上有一个叫 @GS Elevator Gossip(高盛电梯闲扯)的账户,曝光的都是所谓高盛公司电梯里听到的闲谈。
听听这些精英们的段子,虽然经常立场不端三观不正,歧视女性歧视亚裔歧视穷人,但也是很长见识的呢。
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My 3 favorite lies are ‘ I ’ m sorry, ’ ‘ Just kidding, ’ and, ’ We should get together some time. ’ 我最爱的三句谎言:1. ‘对不起’;2. ‘开玩笑的啦’;3. ‘我们应该抽空出来聚聚’。
Asian girlfriends are just whores who get paid in Louis Vuitton. 亚裔女友们不过是你用 LV 包包付款的娼妓罢了。
Linsanity is destroying my basketball league. Every Asian kid thinks they ’ re 6 inches taller all of a sudden.
林书豪毁了我们的篮球队。每个亚裔小朋友都以为他们突然长高了 6 寸似的。
A: I tell every new hire the same thing. Spend that cash. No one needs a $100 million funeral. B:Or a $50 million ex-wife. 甲:我告诉新人的都是一件事:把钱花了吧,没有人需要一个一亿的葬礼。 乙:或者一个 5000 万的前妻 ……
13.If you can only be good at one thing, be good at lying… Because if you ’ re good at lying, you ’ re good at everything. 如果你只能精通一样东西,那就精通撒谎 …… 如果你精通撒谎,那你就精通一切了。
In the words of Benjamin Franklin, ‘ if we say that money doesn ’ t buy happiness, it might stop poor people from robbing us. ’ 本杰明富兰克林说过,' 如果金钱买不来幸福,起码可以阻止穷鬼来抢劫我们呀。'
A:The PWM chicks know how to dress. B ( nods ) :Pretty good wife material. Hot but not slutty-looking. Smart but not too smart. 甲:那些搞个人理财的妞知道该怎么穿。 乙(点头):当老婆的好料。性感而不淫荡,聪明还知道装傻。
if you have a job where you have to wear a nametag, nobody gives a shit what your name is. 如果你的工作需要带名牌,那就说明根本没人在乎你叫什么。
ED ( to 1st year analysts ) : If I ever hear about something I say mentioned on Twitter, I ’ ll fucking kill you. 执行总裁对第一年新人:如果我听说有谁把我说的话发推,我特么会杀了你们。
Whenever I see a black guy with my last name, I can ’ t help but wonder if my family used to own his. 每次我看到有黑人和我一样的姓,我就会想我们家是不是曾经买过他们家?
A:Fact. Nearly 50% of all American workers have less than $10k saved for retirement. B:Fuck. That wouldn ’ t cover a ski weekend. 甲:事实上,差不多 50% 的美国工薪阶层银行里面存来退休的钱不到一万。 乙:靠,还不够周末去滑个雪。
Sending flowers to her office is like a big neon sign to her coworkers saying, 'The asshole screwed up again.' 送花去她办公室就是明摆着告诉她的同事,' 那个白痴又搞砸了。'
If you want a friend, get a dog. If you want a friend with benefits, find some chick who ’ s in PR. 需要朋友?买条狗吧。需要啪啪?搞上几个做公关的妞。
A:Swinging by Tiffany ’ s to buy a gift. B: ( looks cynically ) : Why don ’ t you get her something nice? 甲:准备晃过 Tiffany ’ s 的时候买点礼物。 乙(满脸疑惑):干嘛不买点好些的呢?
A:You ’ re going to Hell in just about any religion. B:First class, baby… 甲:无论信什么教你都是要下地狱的。乙:坐头等舱去呢,baby……
A protester sees my Benz, and wants to rip me out of it. A real man sees my car, and wants to work hard so he can buy it one day. (占领华尔街时)一个抗议者看到我的奔驰就想把我拖下来。特么一个真男人看到我的车,就应该奋斗好有一天他也能买一辆。
A: My Mom always said I was ‘ one-in-a-million. ’ B:So, that means there are 7,000 people just like you. 甲:我妈总是说我是百万中挑一的。乙:所以世上还有 7000 个跟你一样的人。
.I always tell my Chinese clients, ‘ Being morally bankrupt won ’ t affect your credit rating. ’ 我总是告诉我的中国客户:道德败坏不会影响你的信贷评分。
.Hong Kong sales can expense ‘ karaoke ’ bars where girls go home with you, and I get shit about a $1k dinner. Fuck that. 香港的业务员可以报销那些有女陪你回家的 K 歌房,我却因为一顿一千的晚饭被搞,特么的。
Suit A:'Was that really an earthquake?' Suit B:'No, I just dropped my wallet.' 西装友甲:刚才真的地震了?西装友乙:没,我钱包掉了而已。
If there really was a glass ceiling, we ’ d let all the women work above us. 如果真有玻璃天花板,我们会让所有女人都到上面干活去的(glass ceiling 指在公司企业或者机关团体中,限制某些人口群体如女性或少数族裔晋升到高级决策阶层的障碍。)
The vast majority of people are fucking stupid. So obviously, I have no interest in being popular. 绝大多数的普通人实在是蠢到家了。这个事实是如此明显以至于我完全没有兴趣去变得让大众欢迎。
Too many people are smart enough to be angry, but not smart enough to be successful. 太多人足够聪明去表达自己的愤怒,却不够聪明去让自己变得成功。
Darwin had not considered a world where smart people have fewer babies,and dumb people have more. 达尔文没预料到,在如今的世界里,愚蠢的人们比聪明的人们有着更多的后代。
I don ’ t post on Facebook, It ’ s more important for me to have a great life than it is for people to think I have one, ’ 我从不在 Facebook 上面晒照片。有一个真正享受的生活,比人们以为我有一个这样的生活重要的多。
最后,这个账户的推主其实并不是高盛公司的人。他名叫约翰 · 勒费夫尔(John Lefevre),是花旗银行的前高管。他只是借着高盛员工八卦集的名义,公开地替华尔街街从业者吐出了许多没法公开宣传却又一针见血的大实话——至少是他们这群人的真实想法。
据说高盛集团当时甚至为了找出这个推特账号的幕后管理者还开展过内部调查。在 John Lefevre 的身份被曝光后,高盛十分接地气的发布了一条声明:' 我们非常高兴地宣布,即日起禁止在电梯里谈话这条禁令被正式取消。'
意思就是:这些不都是明摆着的嘛!干嘛一定要在电梯里才能说呢?
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