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A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him. While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, 'Thanks for the peanuts.'She says, 'Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off.' 一名男子带着朋友去探望他的祖母。当他和祖母聊天时，他的朋友开始吃咖啡桌上放的花生，并把花生都给吃光了。他们离开时，他的朋友对祖母说:'谢谢您的花生。' 结果祖母说:'唉！自从我牙齿掉光后，我就只能吮掉花生豆外层的巧克力了。' Boy: Hi, didn't we go on dates before? Onecor twice? Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. 男孩：嗨，我们之前是不是约会过，是一次还是两次，我忘记了。 女孩：应该只有一次吧，我从不犯两次同样的错误。 Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today. Patient: It should. I've been practicing all night. 医生：听上去你咳嗽今天好多了。 病人：应该如此。我昨晚练习了一整夜。 Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. 'What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?' 'I gave it to a poor old woman,'he answered. 'You're a good boy,' said the mother proudly. 'Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?' 'She is the one who sells the candy.' 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了?” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?” “她是个卖糖果的。” An irritated woman burst into the baker's shop and said: 'I sent my son in for 2 pounds of cookies this morning, but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest that you check your scales.'The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied: 'Ma'am, I suggest you weigh your son.' 一个女人怒气冲冲的闯进面包店，说：“今早上我让我儿子买了2磅的饼干，但是当我称它们的时候却只有一磅了。我觉得你的称有问题”。面包师镇定的看了看女人，说：“女士，我觉得您该回去称一称您的儿子。” |
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