25种，只有博士才能感受到的，深深的痛~~~

1.Telling children you’re in the 25th grade.

告诉你儿子爸爸也在上学，读25年级

2. It’s been at least 10 years since you had a “real” weekend.

发现自己至少已经10年没有过一个真正的周末了

3. Realizing your vocabulary is permanently scattered with words like “problematic” and “ontological” and “hegemony.”

发现你已经不会讲人类能懂的话了

4. Coming up with all of your good ideas in the shower…

洗澡的时候常常一脑好点子

…and no good ideas during your oral defense.

答辩的时候大脑永远一片空白

5. Going to parties and everyone’s just standing around talking about their research.

去个聚会发现所有人都在讨论他们的研究

…because none of you are in touch with pop culture in the slightest.

因为没有人了解他们研究领域外的东西！

6. When your undergrads ask constantly, “Is this going to be on the exam?”

当你TA的本科生一直问你：这个会考吗？

7. Your average dinner is a bag of frozen vegetables topped with leftover shredded cheese and hot sauce.

你的晚饭标配是泡面，速冻水饺或者昨天的剩饭。

8. When someone claims that being in a doctoral program isn’t “the same thing as having a real job”:

当有人说： 读博和工作不是一样的吗？

9. Trying to date another Ph.D. student:

试图和另一个博士约会：

10. Unironically referring to the library or the lab as “home.”

你说图书馆或者实验室是你家是认真的....

11. …and feeling ultra-guilty anytime you try to relax.

每次放松一下就罪恶感爆棚

12. Finding an old paper you wrote your first year of grad school:

发现你博一的一篇旧论文：

13. Realizing where most of your stipend went.

发现你的工资都花在了.....外卖......

14. When master’s degree students complain about their workload, you’re just like:

当听到研究生们抱怨他们的工作量，你就....

15. Trying to make non-academic small talk with your advisor at a reception:

试图和你导师在聚餐的时候说一些和研究无关的话题：

16. When all of your colleagues are married, and you’re just like:

发现你的同事都已经结婚了，你只想说：

17. Feeling some degree of “impostor syndrome” at least once a day.

每天都觉得自己有点装逼

…as in, you’re just waiting for someone to realize that they made a HUGE mistake letting you into your program and to swiftly kick you out.

你只是等着某天有人发现你这个猪一样的队友，把你踢走...

18. When someone asks you for the 357th time what your dissertation is about:

当某人第357次问你的论文是关于什么？

19. How you feel when your annual conference is in Hawaii:

当你的年会在三亚举行：

… versus Rochester:

或者在.....中国有什么不好玩的城市吗？？

20. Seeing someone on your dissertation committee outside of school:

在校外猛然看到你的导师，你立刻：

21. Grading your undergrads’ papers:

给本科生改作业：

22. When someone asks how “writing” is going:

当有人问你的论文写得怎么样了？

23. Trying to say something romantic to your significant other after a long day of coursework:

改了一天作业之后你只想对你的另一半说：

24. Explaining to your friends with 9-to-5 jobs why you can’t go out on Friday night.

和你那些朝九晚五工作的小伙伴解释为什么你周五晚上不能出去：

25. When ANYONE asks you what your plan is after you graduate:

当有人问你你打算什么时候毕业：

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