How to make a man happy? 如何让一个男人开心? ▼ 1. Feed him. 抓住他的胃 2. Sleep with him. 满足他的“性”趣 3. Leave him with peace. 不要和他吵架 4. Don't check his phone. 不要检查他的手机 5. Don't bother him with his movements. 别打扰他的活动 So what's so hard about that? 所以,这有啥难的? ▼ How to make a woman happy? 如何让一个女人开心? ▼ You need to be... 你需要成为... ▼ 注意前方高能! ▼ 1. a friend 朋友
2. a companion 伙伴 3. a lover 情人
4. a brother 兄弟
5. a father 父亲 6. a master 主人 7. a chef 大厨
8. an electrician 电工 9. a plumber 水管工 10. a mechanic 机械师 11. a carpenter 木匠 12. a decorator 装潢师 13. a stylist 发型师
14. a sexologist 性学专家 15. a gynecologist 妇科医生 16. a psychologist 心理学家 17. a pest exterminator 害虫消灭者 18. a psychiatrist 精神科医生
19. a healer 治疗师 20. a listener 倾听者 21. an organizer 组织者 ▼
AND 还要
22. very clean 爱干净 23. sympathetic 有同情心 24. athletic 身体倍儿棒
25. warm 暖心
26. attentive 细心 27. intelligent 聪明 28. funny 幽默 29. creative 有创意 30. tender 温柔 31. strong 坚强 32. understanding 善解人意 33. tolerant 宽容
34. prudent 谨慎 35. ambitious 有梦想 36. capable 有能力
37. courageous 勇敢
38. determined 有决心
39. true 诚实 40. dependable 靠谱
41. passionate 有激情 ▼ WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 还不能忘记
42. give her compliments regularly 经常赞美她
43. Go shopping with her 陪她购物
44. be very rich 要有钱
45. not stress her out 别给她压力
46. not look at other girls 不准看其他女孩子
▼ AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 同时你还须:
47. give her lots of attention 多关心她
48. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 给她时间,特别是属于她自己的时间
49. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes 给她空间,别管她去哪里
▼ BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT 但是最重要的是
50. never forget birthdays, anniversaries, valentine, andarrangements she makes。 别忘了她的生日、各种纪念日、情人节和她作的所有安排 所以,能搞定女人的男人都很伟大! |
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