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2017年第103篇 | 阅读时长2分钟 昂贵的代价 牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。 母亲：二十五美元？可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀? 牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了。 Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'llhave to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction. Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office. 把脚放进去 一位女学生坐在座位上，嘴里起劲地嚼着口香糖，脚却伸到课桌间的走道里，被老师发现了。 “玛丽!”老师严厉地叫她。 “什么事，老师?”这女学生问。 “把口香糖从嘴里拿出来，把脚放进去。”老师说道。 Put your feet in The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her. 'Mary !' called the teacher sharply. 'Yes,Madam?' questioned the pupil , 'Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!' the teacher said.
谁更有礼貌? 一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。 但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。 Who's More Polite? A fat man anda skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down. 谁愚蠢 一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来?”她一开始就说。 小约翰尼站了起来。 “你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼?”老师问。 “不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。” Who is Stupid A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!' Little Johnny then stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?' 'No, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
学会礼貌 一天，比尔和汤姆去餐馆吃饭。当服务员端上两份牛排时，比尔迅速地为自己拿了比较大的那块。 汤姆对此很不开心：“你什么时候能学会礼貌?” 比尔说：“如果让你先拿，你会拿哪个?” 汤姆说：“当然是小的那个。” 比尔：“那你还抱怨什么?小的那个不就是你想要的，不是吗?” To Be Polite One day, Bill and Tom went to arestaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quicklypicked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn't happy about that:'When are you going to learn to be polite?' Bill: 'If you had the chance topick first, which one would you pick?' Tom: 'The smaller piece, ofcourse.' Bill: 'What are you whining aboutthen? The smaller piece is what you want, right?'
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