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毒鸡汤:2017最丧的25句话,看完丧到不能自已!

 汪小琦 2017-10-01

不知从什么时候开始,全国人都不喝鸡汤了,全都一转身喜欢上了破罐子破摔。这也不难理解啦,人生已经如此多坚,有些事还是早点明白比较好。下面这25个“丧”句子送给大家,祝大家丧得精致!



1. 你无法用钱买到幸福

因为你没有钱

You can't buy happiness with money,

Because you don't have money.


2. 男女之间一定有纯真的友谊

因为每一个认识我的女生

都说最多只能跟我做朋友

There has to be real friendship between boys and girls.

Because every girl I know told me that

we could only be friends.

  


3. 你无法叫醒一个不回你消息的人

但是红包可以

You can't wake up someone

who doesn't want to text you back.

But money can.


4. 比一个人吃火锅更寂寞的是

一个人没有钱吃火锅

What makes one even lonelier than having chafingdish alone?

That you can't even afford the chafingdish.

  


5. 你不努力一下

怎么知道什么叫绝望呢?

If you don't try,

how can you know what it feels like to be desperate?


6. 虽然你单身

但你胖若两人

Though you're single,

you occupy twice the space.

  


7. 好女孩只得到了好字

而漂亮女孩却得到了所有

A good girl has good reputation.

A pretty girl has everything.


8. 你以为他是不会表达

其实他只是不想跟你讲话

You think he is being clumsy with words.

But the fact is he just doesn't want to talk to you.

  


9. 以前觉得靠关系的人一定很无能

接触过后发现人家样样比你强

You think people who take advantage of

their relationships are without merit.

After you meet one,

you'll know you have none of their merits.


10. 不努力的女生

会有买不完的地摊货、逛不完的菜市场

努力的女生

你就没时间逛地摊了

因为你只能加班叫外卖、逛网店!

Girl, if you don't work hard,

you'll spend your life buying cheap products and groceries.

But if you work hard,

you won't have time for all this!

You can only work overtime and buy things online!

  


11. 你以为有钱人很快乐吗?

他们的快乐你根本想象不到

You think the rich are happy?

No, the way they're happy is beyond your imagination.


12. 当上帝给你关上一扇门

他还会顺便把窗子也一起关了

When God closes a door for you,

he'd close the windows all together.

  


13. 为什么总是天妒英才呢?

因为没人管笨蛋活多久

Why does fate always mess up with geniuses?

Because no one bother caring about idiots.

  

14. 你只知道人家化妆比你好看

却不知道,她们卸了妆

不仅比你好看,皮肤还吹弹可破

You only know that they look prettier than you in their make-up.

What you don't know is: underneath those make-up, not only are they prettier than you, they also have perfectly good skin.

  


15. 哪有什么选择困难症

还不是因为穷

There is no such a thing called allodoxaphobia.

You are just being poor.

  

16. 喜欢一个人就去表白

万一成备胎了呢

If you have a crush on somebody, go tell that person.

There's a chance that you become the Plan B.

  


17. 爱笑的女生运气不会太差

说实话,如果一个女生运气一直不好

我不知道她怎么笑得出来

A girl who laughs a lot usually has fortune on her side.

Seriously, I don't know how someone can manage to laugh if she got screwed by life.


18. 受够了又肥又丑的自己吗?

快去健身房吧,光丑就够了

Tired of being fat and ugly?

Then go to the gym. Being ugly is enough!

  


 19. 不要看别人表面上一帆风顺

实际上,他们背地里,也是一帆风顺

Some people seem to have everything.

In fact, they do have everything.


20. 最怕你一生碌碌无为

还安慰自己平凡可贵

  The worst nightmare is that you achieve nothing in your life

  and manage to believe it's a blessing to be common.

  


21. 不要没完没了地修图

你现实中长得不好看我们都知道

Don't photoshop yourself again and again.

We know you look ugly in reality.


22. 有些人出现在你的生命里

是为了告诉你:你真好骗

Some people come to you in your life

to make you know that you are such an easy target.


  

23. 别灰心

人生就是这样起起落落落落

落落落落落落落落落落落落

落落落落落落落落落落

Don't be discouraged.

Life is full of ups and downs,

and all the downs after those downs.

  

24. 你并不是一无所有,你还有病啊!

You are not penniless. See, you have illness.

  

 

25. 失败并不可怕,可怕的是你还相信这句话。

Failure is not horrible.

What's horrible is that you believe this.

  

小伙伴们~你们最喜欢那句呢?你还知道其他比较丧的话吗?欢迎留言分享哦~

  

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