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Q How to deal with bullies!  受到恶语欺侮嘲笑要怎么办？  生气郁闷？ 那么你就错了，这正是他们想要的.... 智者当以智取！ 今天我们一起来看看如何幽默机智的回击！ 今天是熊叔陪伴你的第1111天 What do you do when a bully insults, mocks or ridicules you. Of course, the thing you should do is get angry or upset – that’s exactly what they want. So, what can you do? One thing is to respond with a funny or witty comment of your own. Here are some you could use. 1 “You’re ugly!” Yes, but at least I’m pretty on the inside. Too bad you can’t Photoshop an ugly personality.  2 “Why don’t you smile more?” I do, but just not when you’re around. If you could read my mind, you wouldn’t be smiling. 3 “How old are you?” Age really doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese or wine. Don’t you mean, how YOUNG am I?  4 “You’re so tall!” Feeling small, are you? Wow, that's news! I’ll contact the media. 5 “You’re so short!” I’m just concentrated awesome. All the best things come in small packages.  6 “You don’t have any friends!” Well, it’s better than having fake friends. I do, only they wouldn’t want to be around someone like you. 7 “It’s all your fault!” It’s cute when you blame everyone but yourself. Don’t blame me for your stupidity.  8 “Are you crazy?” Crazy is better than stupid. You make it sound like it's a bad thing 9 “You need to lose weight!” God loved me so much he decided to supersize me. It wouldn’t be fair to all the thin people if I were this intelligent, funny AND slim!  今日跟读金句 Too bad you can’t Photoshop an ugly personality. Age really doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese or wine. It’s cute when you blame everyone but yourself. 推荐歌曲： ★ 主播：熊叔 被多次当成native speaker，自带低音炮，自带音效，双语配音员，TESOL高级教师资格证、剑桥TKT认证拿到手软，梦想帮百万国人说一口地道口语。 ★ 编辑：小白 【关注熊叔，每天给你来点能量，有正有负】 |
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