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'What's this daily charge for fruit?' the hotel patron asked the manager.'We didn't eat any.' 'But the fruit was placed in your room every day. It isn't our fault you didn't take advantage of it.' 'I see,'said the man as he subtracted $150 from the bill. 'What are you doing?'sputtered the manager. 'I'm subtracting fifry dollars a day for your kissing my wift.' 'What? I didn't kiss your wife.' 'Um,'replied the man, 'but she was there...' 客人和经理 “为什么你每天都要收我水果费？我们一个也没有听懂啊！”客人问经理。 “可是水果每天都在您的房间里，而您自己不去享受这种待遇，这就不能怪我们了。” “我明白了。”他说着就从账单上减去了一百五十块钱。 “你在干什么？”经理气急败坏地说。 “我在扣除每天五十元你吻我太太的钱。” “什么？我根本就没有吻过你太太啊！” “嗯，”客人回答说，“可是她就在哪里啊……” |
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