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来源：网络 一位DEA（美国联邦缉毒总署）的官员驾车停在德州的一个牧场，和一个年迈的牧场主人说话。A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with an old rancher.他告诉这位牧场主人：“我要检查你的牧场，看看有没有非法种植的毒品。”He told the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.'牧场主人说：“好的！不过不要去牧场的那边……”他的手指向那个地方。The rancher said, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there...' and he pointed the location.这位 DEA 的官员大声的说：“先生！我有联邦政府的授权！”The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of Federal Government with me!'然后，他从口袋中掏出他的徽章，骄傲地展示给这位老人看。Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.“看到这个徽章没？这个徽章代表着，我可以到任何我想要到的地方去… 在任何的土地上。”'See this badge! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... on any land!!'“不得有任何疑问或拒绝！！我说的够清楚了吗？！”'No questions asked and answers given!! Have I made myself clear?!'牧场主礼貌的点点头，道歉，然后走开干自己的活去了。The rancher nodded politely, apologized and went about his chores.没一会儿功夫，这位牧场主人听到了大声的惨叫，抬头看去，只见这位DEA的官员正被这个牧场的一头 Santa Gertrudis 公牛追赶，正没命的奔逃着…A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull....公牛越追越近，眼看牛角就要顶到这位官员了！官员显然是被吓坏了。With every step, the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.牧场主人立刻丢下他的工具，跑到栅栏边，他使出了吃奶的力气大喊道…The ranger threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs...“你的徽章，快给它看你的徽章……”'Your badge, show him your badge！……'快点给它看你的徽章啊！
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