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很多英语国家在漫长的历史中，广泛流传着很多经典的幽默小笑话。今天，小编为大家准备了两则经典的英语笑话，给大家来分享一下，希望大家开心一笑，一起来看看吧! These Are My Jeans After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago. “Look，look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans again.” Her husband looked at her for a long time，when said，“Honey，I love you，but these are my jeans.” 那是我的裤子! 一个妇女在减肥一段时间后自我感觉特别好——特别是当她又能穿上很早以前就穿不上的牛仔裤时。她跑下楼冲她丈夫喊道：“快看，快看。我又能穿上以前的裤子了。”她丈夫看了她好一会儿，然后说：“亲爱的，我爱你。但那是我的裤子。” All I do is pay "My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary." "Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your position?" "I'm the people. All I do is pay." 我要做的一切就是付钱 布朗先生告诉同事说：“我的家简直就象一个国家一样。我妻子 是财政部长。我岳母是作战部长，我女儿是外交秘书。” “听上去挺有意思的，”他的同事说，“那你的职务是什么呢?” “我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付钱。” （编辑：bruce） |
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