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If you love somebody 来自英语相伴 00:00 03:37 BGM |《 Larrons En Foire 》 
这一定是某个脑洞很大的人写出来的 ：
THE ORIGINAL VERSION | 原版 If it comes back, it's yoursIf it doesn't, it never was yoursTHE PESSIMIST VERSION | 悲观者版本If she ever comes back, she's yoursIf she doesn't, well, as expected, she never wasTHE OPTIMIST VERSION | 乐观者版本Don't worry, she will come backIf she ever comes back, ask her whyTHE IMPATIENT VERSION | 不耐烦版本If she doesn't come back within some time limitTHE PATIENT VERSION | 有耐心版本If she doesn't come back, continue to waitTHE LAWYER'S VERSION | 律师版本Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that《婚姻自由条款》第二版纠正法案第13a-1 段第1a条
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgradeTHE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION | If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is highIf she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anywayTHE POSSESSIVE VERSION | 占有欲版本And look for others simultaneouslyTHE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION | If she comes back, her super ego is dominantIf she doesn't come back, her ID is supremeIf she doesn't go, she must be crazyTHE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION | If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loansIf she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone badIf she comes back, she has brand loyaltyIf she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets
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