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················································································ -01- 情人节时。 女：亲爱的！我喜欢大大的玩偶！ ················································································ 七夕时。 女：亲爱的！我喜欢法国香水！ ················································································ 生日时。 女：亲爱的！钻石代表永恒！ 圣诞节时。 女：亲爱的！我。。。 ················································································ 男：等一下，宝贝！你有没有喜欢便宜的东西？ 女：有啊！我最喜欢你了！ ················································································ -02- ················································································ 一头猪对另一头猪说：“别人都说我们是猪，咱们还是分手吧！” ················································································ -03- 七夕，牛郎织女幽会。男：织女妹妹，哥哥想死你了，来，亲一个！女：哎呀，人家好害羞的，让流氓看见多不好。男：不怕，不怕，流氓都在看短信呢！ -04- 阿明暗恋一位女同学，决定先匿名写信给她。 朋友问：“那她反应如何？” ················································································ 阿明：“很激动！” ················································································ 朋友：“那很好嘛！！！那然后呢？？？？” ················································································ 阿明：“然后她就报警了。” |
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