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Editor | Louie  五一国际劳动节放假啦！ 今天路易在小木屋 给大家讲几个幽默小故事。 放松一下~ Relax!  五一劳动节  先后双击击上方音频缓冲收听 边听边看 01 Mr. Louie: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Mr. Louie: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Mr. Louie: “Great! And what does the cow give you?” Student: “Homework!” 02 Mr. Louie asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.” Then Mr. Louie asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.” Mr. Louie sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that he asks for an animal beginning with “M”. The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!” 03 A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.” She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean…” she whispers, “…I would do…anything!” He returns her gaze. “Anything?” “Yes, anything!” His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you…study?” 04 A young boy comes home from school in a bad mood. His father asks him, “What’s wrong, son?” The kid tells his dad that he’s upset because another kid has been teasing him and calling him gay. The father says, “Punch him in the face next time he does that. I bet he’ll stop.” The kid replies, “Yeah, but he’s so cute!”
每天都要开心哦~
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