【原】情人节虐狗笑话专辑

情人节虐狗笑话专辑

1. What is the true purpose of Valentine's Day?

 To remind single people they are single.

情人节存在的目的是什么？

就是为了提醒那些单身狗还是单身狗。

2. What is the difference between a calendar and you?

   A calendar has a date on Valentine's day. 

你和日历的区别在哪里？

（人家）日历在情人节这一天有约会！

Date有日期，也有约会的意思。

3. What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

   Stick with me and we'll go places!

情人节贺卡对邮票说什么？

跟我一起周游全世界吧！

4. What do single people call Valentine's Day?

    Happy Independence Day 

单身狗把情人节这一天叫什么？

 快乐独立日。