十六个英语冷笑话,看看其中有哪些英语学习的知识点可以帮助到你吧?
1) Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer? A: He’s afraid of the mouse! (鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse) 2) Q: Which are the stronger days of the week? A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. (week和weak同音) 3) Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold? A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold. (catch有抓住的意思,catch a cold是感冒的意思) 4) Q: How did the soldier fit his tank in his house? A: It was a fish tank. (tank有坦克的意思,而fish tank则意为鱼缸) 5) Q: Where do cows go on dates? A: MOOOOvies (date是约会的意思,Moo为牛叫声,movie则是电影院的意思) 6) Q: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie? A: I scream (ice cream). (ice cream意为冰淇淋,两者发音相似) 7) Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly? A: It waves. (wave有波涛翻滚的意思,也有挥手致意的意思) 8) Q: What kind of witch likes the beach? A: A SAND witch (sandwich) (Sandwich是三明治的意思,两者发音相似)
9) Q: What letters are not in the alphabet? A: The ones in the mail. (letter有信件的意思,也有字母的意思) 10) Q: Why did the boy throw the butter out the window? A: To see a butterfly! (butter是黄油,fly是飞,但butterfly是蝴蝶的意思) 11) Q: What room is a dead man most afraid of? A: The living room! (living是活着的意思,而living room则是客厅、起居室的意思) 12) Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: Stick with me we’ll go places! (stick有粘帖的意思,stick with me则是紧跟着我的意思) 13) Q: What dog keeps the best time? A: A watchdog. (watchdog意为看门狗, watch有看的意思,但也有手表的意思。) 14) Q: What did the picture say to the wall? A: I was framed. (framed有相片裱框的意思,而I was framed则是被人下套陷害的意思。) 15) Q: What did one candle say to the other candle? A: Are you going out tonight? (out有出去的意思,也有熄灭的意思) 16) Q: What did the blanket say to the bed? A: Don’t worry. I got you covered. (cover一有覆盖的意思,二有保护的意思)
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