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熟悉的面孔 陈荣生 译
（鸳湖画派杨争庆画作） 两位牧师在夏威夷度假时，决定穿休闲服，这样就不会被认定为神职人员了。他们买了夏威夷衬衫和凉鞋，很快就到了海滩。他们看到了一位穿着小比基尼的漂亮金发女郎。 “早上好，神父们，”她边走边说。 这两个男人呆住了。她怎么会知道他们是神职人员呢？ 后来，他们买了更狂野的服装：冲浪短裤、扎染T恤和墨镜。 第二天他们又到了海滩。 还是那位漂亮的金发女郎，此时她穿的是一件吊带比基尼，她从他们身边经过时很有礼貌地向他们点点头，然后说：“早上好，神父们。” “请等等，小姐，”其中的一位牧师说。“我们是牧师，而且为之自豪，但你究竟是怎样知道的呢？” “你们不认识我了？我是女修道院的凯瑟琳修女啊。” （作者佚名，译自美国《读者文摘》） 早安！开心一刻，快乐一天，开心一天是一天，开心就好！为了让更多人开心，敬请传阅！ 原文如下，若有问题，可留言，我将尽量回答。 Familiar Faces Vacationing in Hawaii, two priests decide to wear casual clothes so they won't be identified as clergy. They buy Hawaiian shirts and sandals, and soon hit the beach. They notice a gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini. "Good afternoon, Fathers," she says as she strolls by. The men are stunned. How does she know they're clergy? Later they buy even wilder attire: surfer shorts, tie-dyed T-shirts, and dark glasses. The next day, they return to the beach. The same fabulous blonde, now wearing a string bikini, passes by, nods politely at them, and says, "Good morning, Fathers." "Just a minute, young lady," says one of the priests. "We are priests and proud of it, but how in the world did you know?" "Don't you recognize me? I'm Sister Kathryn from the convent." |
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