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运气不佳 陈荣生 译
（鸳湖画派杨争庆画作） 两个男人，吉米和约翰尼，站在天堂门口，等待着圣彼得的接见。 吉米：“你是怎么来到这里的？” 约翰尼：“低体温症。你呢？” 吉米：“你肯定无法相信。我认为我妻子背叛了我，所以有一天我提早回家，希望能抓住那个家伙。我责骂她不忠，找遍了整座房子，就是没有运气找到。然后，我对整个这件事感到很恐怖，造成严重的心脏病突发。” 约翰尼：“哦，伙计，你要是查看一下那个大冰箱，那我们俩现在都还能活着。” （作者佚名，译自《幽默一天》） 早安！开心一刻，快乐一天，开心一天是一天，开心就好！为了让更多人开心，敬请传阅！ 原文如下，若有问题，可留言，我将尽量回答。 Bad Luck Two guys, Jimmy and Johnny, stand at heaven's gate, waiting to be interviewed by Saint Peter. Jimmy: "How did you get here?" Johnny: "Hypothermia. You?" Jimmy: "You won't believe it. I thought my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early one day, hoping to catch the guy. I accused her of being unfaithful and searched the entire house without any luck. Then, I felt so horrible about the whole thing that I had a massive heart attack." Johnny: "Oh, man. If you'd only checked the walk-in freezer, we'd both be alive." |
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