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美国佬杀死了家庭宠物 陈荣生 译
（鸳湖画派杨争庆画作） 一名游客在阿拉巴马州一个小镇上看到一只狗袭击一名男孩时，用手抓住了狗，把它勒死了。 一位记者看到了这一幕，很受感动，就对该游客说第二天的报纸头条新闻将会是“勇敢的当地人杀死了邪恶的动物拯救了孩子”。 “我不是这个镇上的人，”这位英雄说。 “那么，”记者说，“标题将会是'阿拉巴马人杀狗救孩子’。” “其实，”那人说，“我是新罕布什尔人。” “这样的话，”记者嘟囔道，“标题将会是'美国佬杀死了家庭宠物’。” （作者佚名，译自《幽默一天》） 早安！开心一刻，快乐一天，开心一天是一天，开心就好！为了让更多人开心，敬请传阅！ 原文如下，若有问题，可留言，我将尽量回答。 Yankee Kills Family Pet When a visitor to a town in Alabama spotted a dog attacking a boy, he grabbed the animal and throttled it with his bare hands. An impressed reporter saw the incident and told him the next day’s headline would scream “Valiant Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal.” “I’m not from this town,” said the hero. “Then,” the reporter said, “it will say 'Alabama Man Saves Child by Killing Dog.’” “Actually,” said the man, “I’m from New Hampshire.” “In that case,” the reporter grumbled, “the headline will be 'Yankee Kills Family Pet.’” |
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