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说话像个海盗 陈荣生 译
（画作欣赏——杨争庆/湛江） 一男士在陶狮城外旅游时，遇到一位美国土著，他躺在路中央，耳朵贴在柏油路面上。“你在干什么呢？”男士问。 那位部落人回答：“女人，将近40岁，三个孩子，一只会叫的新品种狗，四门面包车、行驶时速65英里。” “真神奇！你仅仅通过倾听地面就能够知道这一切？” “不是的，”土著回答。“他们5分钟之前刚从我身上碾过。” 这些有趣的海盗笑话会让你说话像个海盗，伙计。 （作者佚名，译自《幽默一天》） 早安！开心一刻，快乐一天，开心一天是一天，开心就好！为了让更多人开心，敬请传阅！ 原文如下，若有问题，可留言，我将尽量回答。 Talking Like A Pirate Traveling outside Taos, a man comes upon a Native American lying in the middle of the road with his ear pressed against the blacktop. “What are you doing?” asks the man. The tribesman replies, “Woman, late 30s, three kids, one barking dog in late model, four-door station wagon, traveling at 65 mph.” “Amazing! You can tell all of that just by listening to the ground?” “No,” says the Native American. “They ran over me five minutes ago.” These funny pirate jokes will have you talking like a pirate, matey. |
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