来源:民间知识库 说到厕所标语,你肯定听过“来也匆匆,去也冲冲”,但是现在厕所还有很多超搞笑的标语,赶紧来看看! 1、这对于人生的形容倒是十分贴切! ········································ 2、咦,怎么读着读着就唱起来了? ········································ 3、连洗手盆,也承受了它这个名字本不该承受的功能。 ········································ 4、哈哈,我倒是真的见过把手机掉到马桶的人。 5、这确定不是绕口令吗? ········································ 6、这年头,看个厕所标语还得有文化啊。 ········································ 7、节约用纸,确实人人有责啊! ········································ 8、这个标语一般人还看不懂,青铜是游戏里面等级比较低的意思。 ········································ 9、这个标语也太狠了吧...但是怎么读起来醍醐灌顶,还有点朗朗上口? 10、这个问题,确实很深刻... 11、这个套路,我还以为自己在看微信文章呢! 12、这不是真的吧.... 另外,还有厕所门口贴的对联,也能让人笑掉大牙,赶紧看看! 横批:男女称爽 上联:天下英雄男儿到此,俯首脱裤; 下联:世上贞烈女子进来,低头解裙。 ········································ 横批:轻松房 上联:大小均可入内得轻松,请注意卫生; 下联:男女有别来此寻方便,须看清方向。 ········································ 横批:正杰环境 上联:大开方便之门, 下联:解决后股之忧。 ········································ ········································ 横批:爽心无比 上联:脚踏黄河两岸,手拿机密文件; 下联:前面机枪扫射,后面炮火连天。 ········································ 真是太好笑了,都是怎么想出来的!将此文放到你的好友圈,让朋友们见识见识~ |
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