ALL ABOUT JANET
By
Dustin Bowcott
2013 Dustin Bowcott dustin7375@gmail.comSCENE: 1
(JANET RELAXES ON THE SETTEE IN
FRONT OF THE TV, SIPS HER HOT
DRINK GRATEFULLY)
SOUND: MALE GROANS THROUGH A BABY
MONITOR
JANET: For God’s sake. Can’t I just have a
moment to myself?
(EXASPERATED SIGH, JANET HEADS UP
THE STAIRS, OPENS BEDROOM DOOR)
SCENE 2
(HUSBAND GROANS, GRUNTS AND
GURGLES INTERMITTENTLY)
JANET: An hour a day, all they have to do is
make sure you keep clean and they just
leave it all to me, muggins.
(JANET REMOVES THE BED COVERS)
JANET: Dear God. She hasn’t bothered to
changed your nappy.
-1-(JANET GAGS, HEADS INTO THE
BATHROOM. POURS WATER INTO A
BUCKET)
JANET: (EXASPERATED) Why do I pay all that
money, when I end up doing it myself
anyway? It’s disgusting. Why can’t you
hold it? You know how much it stresses
me out.
(HUSBAND’S GURGLES BECOME
ERRATIC)
JANET: Oh stop it, you pathetic bastard. It’s
always about you, isn’t it. Selfish.
(JANET SLAPS AND PUNCHES HIM
SEVERAL TIMES WHILE HE GRUNTS AND
GURGLES IN PANIC)
JANET: (PANTING) Look what you’ve made me do.
Now I’ll be awake all night worrying
about how you’re feeling. You do this
deliberately.
-2-SCENE: 3
(JANET’S LIVING ROOM, SOFT MUSIC)
JANET: Finally, I get a moment to myself.
DONALD: Thanks for inviting me around.
JANET: I’ve always got time for a cup of tea
and a chat. Just one rule. We don’t
talk about work.
DONALD: Well, I’ll try. We’re there so much
these days it’s difficult to think of
anything else.
JANET: Overtime is always a good thing in my
book.
(BABY MONITOR GURGLES, GRUNTS AND
GROANS INTO LIFE THEN IS CUT OFF
ABRUPTLY AS JANET TURNS IT OFF.
AN AWKWARD SILENCE)
JANET: Best not have any disturbances, eh.
DONALD: Quite. How is he?
-3-JANET: Same as always. Gets everything done
for him, hasn’t got a care in the
world. Not like us, eh Donald.
DONALD: (CHUCKLES) Isn’t that a little unfair?
JANET: I’ve taken care of that man for the
past six years. I Feed him, clothe
him, clean up his shit.
DONALD: I’m sorry, Janet. I didn’t mean...
JANET: No. I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have gone
off at you like that. It just...
just... really gets to me sometimes.
DONALD: Hey... hey. Come on. You’re stressed.
I think you need a night out. Let your
hair down a bit.
JANET: I couldn’t leave him for long.
DONALD: Surely he’ll be OK for a few hours.
You go to work, as you said the nurse
is only here for an hour a day.
(PAUSE)
-4-JANET: Maybe just one drink would be OK.
DONALD: That’s the Janet I know. So we have a
date?
JANET: Well, er...
DONALD: Purely platonic, of course.
SCENE 4
(BUSY BAR, GLASSES CLANK, MUTED
BACKGROUND CONVERSATION. DONALD
ARRIVES AT THEIR TABLE WITH
DRINKS.)
DONALD: I took the liberty, hope you don’t
mind.
JANET: (SURPRISED) Another? I did say just
one.
DONALD: We’ve only been here an hour. Seemed a
little discourteous just buying myself
one. If you don’t want it, I’ll drink
it.
JANET: (CHUCKLES) Well, I suppose one more
won’t hurt. Be a shame to waste it.
-5-DONALD: (CHUCKLES) So what do you think?
JANET: Sorry?
DONALD: The evening?
JANET: It’s been great. really enjoying
myself so far. You’re good company,
Donald.
DONALD: The colour is back in your face. You
should do this more often.
JANET: Maybe I should. I have to admit it’s
good to be out again.
DONALD: I’m really glad you asked me to call
around.
JANET: Well, you told me about your wife and
I felt sorry for you sitting at home
alone.
DONALD: Me too, in regards to your own
husband. Thank you for reaching out to
me. I want to be around for you,
Janet.
-6-JANET: (SUDDENLY TENSE) Don’t do that.
DONALD: I think we get along really, really
well.
JANET: Please take your hand off my leg.
DONALD: We should take things to the next
step.
SOUND: FACE SLAP.
(JANET GETS UP AND LEAVES)
DONALD: Janet! Wait.
SCENE 5
(TRAFFIC, REVELLERS, DOOR OPENS,
MUTED SOUNDS FROM INSIDE THE BAR,
DOOR CLOSES THEN SWINGS OPEN
AGAIN)
DONALD: Janet wait! I’m sorry.
(DOOR CLOSES)
JANET: Just forget it, Donald. I’m calling a
taxi.
-7-(A SCUFFLE, JANET CRIES OUT)
DONALD: Please Janet, I just want to talk to
you.
JANET: You’re hurting me. Let go of me!
DONALD: You can’t tell me that pathetic thing
you call a husband can still get it
up.
JANET: Please, stop.
(CLOTHES RIP)
DONALD: I love you so much, Janet.
JANET: No, No. Just stop.
(DONALD KISSES HER PROFUSELY
DESPITE HER PANICKED STRUGGLES)
DONALD: We’re meant to be together.
DESDEMONA: (COOL, CALM, COLLECTED) I’d let her go
if I were you.
DONALD: (PANICKED) It’s... it isn’t how it
looks, it’s just a domestic. We’re a
(DONALD/CONT’D OVER)
-8-couple.
DONALD
JANET: That’s a lie!
DONALD: Now darling, tell the truth.
DESDEMONA: You have about five seconds before I
call the police.
DONALD: But...
DESDEMONA: Five.
DONALD: Look...
DESDEMONA: Four.
DONALD: OK, OK. I’m going. Janet, will you
be...
DESDEMONA: Three.
DONALD: I’m gone. I’m sorry Janet. I really
am.
DESDEMONA: Two.
(DONALD HURRIES AWAY)
-9-DESDEMONA: Desdemona. Des’ to my friends.
(JANET PULLS HERSELF TOGETHER)
JANET: Ja...Jan...
DESDEMONA: Janet. I heard your boyfriend. Calm
down. Do you want me to call the
police?
JANET: No... no, I’m... I’m OK. I just want
to go home.
DESDEMONA: Want me to walk you?
JANET: If you don’t mind?
DESDEMONA: Wouldn’t offer if I didn’t.
SCENE 6
(BACK AT JANET’S OVER COFFEE.
MUSIC PLAYS GENTLY)
DESDEMONA: I can’t believe you work with him. He
really had me fooled with the domestic
thing.
-10-JANET: Good job you came along when you did.
(CUPS CLANK, CHEERS)
DESDEMONA: So what are we going to do about it?
JANET: Sorry?
DESDEMONA: The rapist?
JANET: (CHUCKLES) Oh, he’s harmless. Just got
a little excited. I probably gave off
the wrong signals.
DESDEMONA: Hey! Don’t you dare go there, girl. He
ripped your clothes. If I hadn’t have
come along when I did he would have
gone all the way. You know that,
right?
JANET: I don’t know, Des. I just wouldn’t
want to cause a fuss. He’s married,
with kids. I couldn’t do that to him.
DESDEMONA: He doesn’t deserve any of that. We
should tell his wife.
JANET: No, please Des. Let’s just...
-11-SOUND: GROANS THROUGH A BABY
MONITOR
DESDEMONA: I didn’t realise you had kids. There
are no pictures.
JANET: (EMBARRASSED) No... that’s, er. It’s
my husband.
DESDEMONA: Oh. Is he ill?
JANET: Severe arthritis. He got it just after
we were married fifteen years ago.
Confined to a wheelchair almost
straight away and from there he’s
gotten steadily worse.
DESDEMONA: That must be horrible for you.
JANET: Yes, yes it is. Thank you.
DESDEMONA: What for?
JANET: Nobody ever thinks of me. It’s always
about him.
DESDEMONA: Well he’s on drugs, right. What relief
do you get?
-12-JANET: I... I better go and see what he
needs.
DESDEMONA: Of course.
SCENE 7
(JANET IS TAKING CARE OF HER
HUSBAND IN THE BEDROOM.
OCCASIONAL GURGLES AND GRUNTS
FROM THE HUSBAND)
DESDEMONA: Do you need a hand?
JANET: (STARTLED) Oh.
DESDEMONA: Sorry, I heard you struggling up here
and thought I’d see if you need any
help.
JANET: Well, it’s not very pleasant.
DESDEMONA: Poor you. How do you cope on your own?
JANET: I really don’t know. I pay a nurse to
come in for an hour weekdays, but for
all the good she does I might as well
cancel it.
-13-DESDEMONA: You should complain. Get her fired.
JANET: I’ve never been very good at taking
care of myself. My own problems always
come last if they ever get dealt with
at all.
DESDEMONA: Well, I’m here now. Things are going
to be a lot easier for you.
JANET: How do you mean?
DESDEMONA: You need me. While you’re at work, I
can take care of him.
JANET: But why? I can’t afford a live-in
nurse.
DESDEMONA: I will only help during the day. Night
is your affair. For that, just give me
a roof over my head.
JANET: If you need a place to stay, you don’t
have to bargain for it.
DESDEMONA: It’s the least I could do.
-14-SCENE 8
(MILD TRAFFIC NOISES, DES OPENS A
GARDEN GATE, STROLLS TO THE FRONT
DOOR AND RINGS THE DOORBELL, THE
DOOR OPENS)
SHARON: Can I help you?
DESDEMONA: Hi. I’m here to talk about your
husband.
(PAUSE)
DESDEMONA: It’s something you really want to
know.
SHARON: Come to gloat have you?
DESDEMONA: I’m just the messenger.
(PAUSE)
SHARON: OK. You better come in.
-15-SCENE 9
(JANET ARRIVES HOME)
JANET: Only me.
DESDEMONA: Hi, how was your day?
JANET: Great.
DESDEMONA: Was Donald there?
JANET: He avoided me. I think he’ll be fine.
Just wants to forget it ever happened.
DESDEMONA: Tea?
JANET: Yes, please.
(JANET RELAXES ON THE SETTEE AND
SIGHS CONTENTEDLY. SOUNDS OF TEA
BEING MADE IN THE BACKGROUND)
JANET: Des’?
DESDEMONA: Yo?
JANET: Why isn’t the monitor on?
-16-DESDEMONA: Oh, is it off?
JANET: Oh my God.
(JANET GETS UP IN A PANIC)
DESDEMONA: Calm down. I checked him like, two
hours ago.
(JANET RUNS UP THE STAIRS.
DESDEMONA CHUCKLES)
SCENE 10
(JANET STRUGGLES TO LIFT HER
HUSBAND OFF THE FLOOR. OCCASIONAL
GRUNTS, GROANS AND GURGLES FROM
THE HUSBAND)
JANET: Des! Des!
SOUND: CIGARETTE IS LIT
JANET: You can’t smoke in here.
DESDEMONA: Of course I can.
JANET: How did he end up on the floor?
-17-DESDEMONA: Maybe he’s trying to escape?
JANET: Are you going to help me?
DESDEMONA: I noticed bruising on his body when I
changed him earlier.
JANET: He... he does it himself.
DESDEMONA: Come on.
(DESDEMONA AND JANET HEAVE THE
HUSBAND BACK INTO BED)
DESDEMONA: All this is too much for you.
JANET: I sometimes wonder how I do it every
day. Some days I just want to give up,
lie in bed and to hell with
everything.
DESDEMONA: You poor thing. It’s a terrible
situation for both of you.
JANET: There’s nothing else I can do. If I
don’t do it, nobody else will.
DESDEMONA: What about a home?
-18-JANET: Never. I made a vow. I meant it.
DESDEMONA: Till death do you part?
JANET: Sounds silly.
DESDEMONA: No it doesn’t. I understand perfectly.
What would people think if you put him
in a home?
JANET: I know exactly what they’d think.
(HUSBAND GROANS IN PAIN. JANET
RUMMAGES AROUND LOOKING FOR
SOMETHING)
DESDEMONA: What is it?
JANET: He’s out of morphine. He’s in pain.
DESDEMONA: Sounds like he’s in agony
JANET: I don’t know what to do, the doctors
are closed.
DESDEMONA: I can help.
JANET: How could you possibly do that?
-19-DESDEMONA: Street grade.
JANET: You mean? No, no. I couldn’t.
DESDEMONA: Is it better that he lies there in
agony?
SCENE 11
(DESDEMONA AND JANET RELAX OVER
COFFEE, WATCHING A FILM)
DESDEMONA: What did I tell you. Not a murmer from
him in over an hour.
JANET: It certainly seems to have done the
trick.
DESDEMONA: I have my uses.
JANET: I appreciate what you’ve done. I
just...
DESDEMONA: Wouldn’t want to repeat it.
JANET: Thank you, Des’.
DESDEMONA: Don’t mention it. I’m here to help.
-20-(PAUSE)
DESDEMONA: Here to tell you all the things nobody
else ever will have the guts to.
JANET: How do you mean?
DESDEMONA: Have you heard of those places in
Switzerland that help move people on?
JANET: I... I, think so.
DESDEMONA: When an animal is in pain they put it
down. It’s called being humane. Yet we
allow humans, people we love, to
suffer. How humane is that?
JANET: What are you talking about?
DESDEMONA: Come on, Janet. Do I really need to
spell it out for you?
JANET: I... I...
DESDEMONA: I know you’ve thought about it lots of
times.
JANET: I could never kill my husband.
-21-DESDEMONA: You’d be helping him. It’s in his
eyes. He wants you to help him.
JANET: I’m not selfish. I’m...
DESDEMONA: Afraid?
JANET: Look. This is just getting silly now.
I’m tired.
(PAUSE)
JANET: You’ll still be here after work
tomorrow?
DESDEMONA: Of course.
SCENE 12
(FRONT DOOR KNOCKS, DOOR OPENS)
DONALD: Who do you think you are?
DESDEMONA: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Don’t play games with me.
(DONALD PUSHES PAST DESDEMONA
INTO THE HOUSE)
-22-DESDEMONA: Hey, where are you going?
DONALD: I can’t believe you’d do that to me.
DESDEMONA: She’s at work.
DONALD: I know it was you. No point in denying
it.
DESDEMONA: Did you really think I was going to
let you get away with it?
DONALD: It was a mistake. I was drunk.
DESDEMONA: She deserved to know.
DONALD: You’ve destroyed my life, do you know
that?
DESDEMONA: Yes.
DONALD: You hateful bitch.
DESDEMONA: (CHUCKLES) My, you do have a way with
words. Charm the birds from the trees.
DONALD: What about my children?
-23-DESDEMONA: You should have thought of that before
you tried to rape my friend.
DONALD: Your friend? I thought we were
friends?
DESDEMONA: Your wife had to know what sort of
monster she was living with. You’re
lucky we didn’t call the police.
DONALD: It doesn’t matter, my life is over
now. Who cares.
DESDEMONA: Ah, diddums. Poor, poor little rapist.
DONALD: Stop saying that!
DESDEMONA: Rapist, rapist, rapist!
DONALD: Why are you being like this? I’m
sorry, I really, really am.
DESDEMONA: Sometimes sorry isn’t enough.
DONALD: What do you mean? What’s that in your
hand?
(THERE’S A SCUFFLE.)
-24-DONALD: Put down the knife!
(DONALD GASPS IN PAIN)
DONALD: (IN GREAT PAIN) What... what have you
done?
(KNIFE REPEATEDLY PUNCTURING
FLESH, DONALD’S BREATHING BECOMES
LABOURED AS HE DIES)
DESDEMONA: Like you said, your life is over. Let
me help you with that.
SCENE 13
(FRONT DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
JANET: Des’, I’m home.
(SILENCE AS JANET REMOVES HER
COAT AND SHOES)
JANET: Des’?
(JANET WALKS INTO THE KITCHEN.
THE BACK DOOR OPENS AND DESDEMONA
WALKS IN)
-25-DESDEMONA: Hi. You’re back a little early today.
JANET: (LAUGHING) Look at the state of you,
you’re covered in... what is that?
DESDEMONA: Thought I’d do a little bit of weeding
for you.
(BACK DOOR CLOSES)
DESDEMONA: Tea?
JANET: Allow me, you look shattered.
DESDEMONA: Those weeds can be tough little
buggers.
(RUNNING WATER INTO KETTLE,
TEACUPS CLANG)
JANET: How is he?
DESDEMONA: Don’t worry, he’s fine. I took the
monitor outside with me, and it was
turned on this time.
JANET: Thanks Des’, these past couple of days
have gone a lot easier since you’ve
been around.
-26-DESDEMONA: Will you stop saying thank you.
(KETTLE BOILS, POURING WATER,
STIRRING CUPS)
JANET: Sorry, it’s just...
DESDEMONA: I’m your friend. You’ve let me stay
here rent free, fed me... the least I
can do, come on. Stop embarrassing me.
JANET: You’re right. Here.
DESDEMONA: (SIPS FROM THE TEA) Just what I
needed, cheers.
JANET: Oh, has anyone called around today?
DESDEMONA: No... why?
JANET: Donald phoned up work looking for me,
but the rota didn’t have me as being
in. I thought he would show up here.
DESDEMONA: Nope. Not seen anyone. He may have
knocked while I was in the garden.
JANET: Good. He probably just wants to
apologise.
-27-DESDEMONA: Typical man.
SCENE 14
(MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, HUSBAND IS
GRUNTING AND GROANING IN PAIN.
JANET ISN’T COPING WELL)
JANET: Please stop. There isn’t any left.
(CIGARETTE LIGHTER IGNITES,
INHALE AND EXHALE)
JANET: He won’t stop. He needs something.
DESDEMONA: It’s the middle of the night.
JANET: Do drug dealers sleep?
DESDEMONA: I don’t normally visit them. I was
doing you a favour, remember.
JANET: Please, Des’. He needs it.
DESDEMONA: I’m going back to bed. Turn off the
monitor and you’ll hardly hear him.
(DESDEMONA WALKS OUT)
-28-JANET: No! Des! Please!
(PAUSE)
JANET: I just can’t cope anymore.
(JANET SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY. AFTER
A WHILE, DESDEMONA REENTERS,
STILL SMOKING)
DESDEMONA: Look at the state of you, you’re
falling apart.
JANET: I just want it to stop. I can’t take
it anymore.
DESDEMONA: How much better would it be if he
wasn’t in pain? No more crying out in
agony. No more waiting to die just so
that he can rest. Imagine how much
better things will be... (SOFTER) for
you.
JANET: Yes, I see it now. You’re right. It’s
the best thing for him... for us.
DESDEMONA: Place a pillow over his head.
-29-JANET: No, I... I couldn’t do it like that.
Not with my own hands.
DESDEMONA: How can you stand him screaming like
that?
JANET: I’ll use the stuff?
DESDEMONA: Stuff?
JANET: I’ve got money. How much would it cost
to buy enough?
DESDEMONA: Enough?
JANET: Stop playing games, Des. You know what
I mean.
DESDEMONA: You want to overdose him on heroin?
(PAUSE)
JANET: Yes. I’ve heard that its peaceful.
DESDEMONA: It’s going to take money.
JANET: Anything.
-30-SCENE 15
(MUSIC PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND AS
JANET OPENS THE FRONT DOOR)
JANET: Oh my God. I was so worried.
DESDEMONA: Worried that I’d leave you alone.
JANET: That’s not true.
DESDEMONA: I had to go through a lot to get this.
You better appreciate it.
JANET: I...
(FRONT DOOR CLOSES. MUTED GRUNTS
AND GROANS FROM HUSBAND UPSTAIRS)
DESDEMONA: He still screaming?
JANET: I’ve been listening to music. Just
blanked him out. Like background noise
now, a boiler, or...
DESDEMONA: How much longer are you going to let
him suffer?
-31-JANET: Des’, I’m not sure...
DESDEMONA: Don’t you dare bottle out again,
Janet.
JANET: It’s just...
DESDEMONA: Look, it’s simple. You pour the
contents of this bag into the syringe
and inject him like normal. Easy.
JANET: It hardly looks like there would be
enough.
DESDEMONA: It’s plenty.
JANET: What if they suspect something?
DESDEMONA: Why would they? You’ve taken care of
him all this time. Come on, stop
making excuses. He needs your help one
more time, don’t fail him.
JANET: I’ll just have a cup of tea first.
DESDEMONA: Janet!
JANET: Honestly. I just need to settle my
nerves.
-32-DESDEMONA: Fine. I’ll prepare the syringe for
you.
SCENE 16
(HUSBAND IS SCREAMING IN AGONY)
DESDEMONA: I’ll hold him down.
(SCUFFLING)
DESDEMONA: Now Janet!
JANET: I don’t think... Can you do it?
DESDEMONA: No. It has to be you. Come on, you’re
making this worse than it needs to be.
(PAUSE)
DESDEMONA: In the vein.
JANET: (STRESSED) Yes I know what I’m doing!
DESDEMONA: Quickly, I think he knows what’s going
on.
JANET: Hold him properly!
-33-DESDEMONA: That’s it.
(HUSBAND’S SCREAMS DWINDLE TO
WHIMPERS, THEN A SOFT SNORING
NOISE, THEN QUIET)
JANET: I’m sorry, I’m so sorry.
(JANET SOBS SOFTLY FOR A WHILE)
JANET: Where are you going?
DESDEMONA: You don’t need me any more.
JANET: Don’t leave me on my own. Des! Des!
(DES WALKS DOWN THE STAIRS, THE
SOUND OF THE FRONT DOOR SLAMMING
SHUT)
JANET: No. I can’t cope on my own. Please,
please come back.
-34-SCENE 17
(BIRDS SINGING, SOUND OF A PHONE
CONNECTING)
OPERATOR: Which service, please?
JANET: Ambulance... please. I believe my
husband has passed away.
OPERATOR: Putting you through.
SCENE 18
(SOUND OF MUFFLED POLICE RADIOS
WHILE JANET SITS ON THE SETTEE
CONFRONTED BY A DETECTIVE)
JANET: But I don’t understand, I called for
an ambulance.
DETECTIVE: Standard procedure upon report of a
death. Toxicologist will give us a
better idea, but for now we just have
a few questions.
JANET: Toxicologist?
-35-DETECTIVE: Is that a problem?
JANET: I’d rather you didn’t have to cut him
open.
DETECTIVE: (LAUGHS) No, just a blood test.
JANET: Oh, well...
DETECTIVE: Just a few things. I understand he was
on prescribed morphine for the pain?
OFFICER: (SERIOUS) Sir. You better take a look.
DETECTIVE: What is it?
OFFICER: In the garden, sir.
JANET: I... I just need some air. All this is
too much.
DETECTIVE: Don’t go too far.
-36-SCENE 19
(IN THE GARDEN, BIRDS SINGING,
DISTANT TRAFFIC)
OFFICER: Over here, sir. It’s been freshly dug.
DETECTIVE: Oh... oh. Yes. I can smell it.
OFFICER: Should we dig, sir?
DETECTIVE: It’s probably just a family pet... but
I can’t help thinking something is
awry here.
OFFICERS: Couple of shovels just over there,
sir.
DETECTIVE: Yes. Let’s get to work. Pass me one.
(THEY DIG FOR A WHILE)
OFFICER: Sir, I’ve hit som... Oh. It’s a human
hand, sir!
DETECTIVE: Come with me.
-37-SCENE 20
(LIVING ROOM)
OFFICER: Where is she?
DETECTIVE: I... I let her go outside.
SOUND: SCREECHING TYRES, DULL
THUD
SCENE 21
(HOSPITAL, NIGHT, HEART MONITOR
BEEPS CASUALLY AND THEN SLIGHTLY
INTENSIFIES, JANET GURGLES AND
GRUNTS)
DESDEMONA: Hello, Janet.
(PAUSE)
DESDEMONA: You were hit by a car. Doctors say
you’re paralysed from the neck down.
You’ll never walk, nor get out of bed,
again. You can’t even look out of the
window.
-38-(JANET GURGLES, HEART MONITOR
BEEPS FASTER)
DESDEMONA: Somebody is going to take care of you
for the rest of your life.
(HEART MONITOR BEEPS EXTREMELY
FAST. JANET GURGLES AND GRUNTS IN
A PANIC)
DESDEMONA: (CHUCKLES) You poor, poor thing. What
did you think Hell was like?
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