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A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says，“God， what is a million dollars to you ？” God says，“A penny.” Then the man says：“God， what is a million years to you ？” God says，“A second.” Then the man says，“God， can I have a penny ？” God says， “In a second.” 一男子進入教堂和上帝对话。 他问：“主啊，一百万美元对你意味着多少 ？” 上帝回答：“一便士。” 男子又问：“那一百万年呢 ” 上帝说：“一秒钟。” 最后男子请求道：“上帝，我能得到一便士吗 ？” 上帝回答：“过一秒钟。” Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly，“First， you should make sure that he is already dead.” Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking，“What should I do next ？” 两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。 另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。 接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。” 于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎么办 ？” Katherine整理 |
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